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If i Give You ?!

kdivers

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

I'd say Trachcan it bitch!
What if you trashcanned everything you owned because i told you to?
 

The Mute Muse

Sorceror
Re: If i Give You ?!

kdivers;2084842 said:
I'd say Trachcan it bitch!
What if you trashcanned everything you owned because i told you to?

You would stink from the ten minutes you were in the can that it took for me to realize I don't do what you tell me to. I'd have to wash you before you could come back inside.

What if kdivers came out looking like Oscar the Grouch?
 

Rasah

Sorceror
Re: If i Give You ?!

Mute don't take this the wrong way but that sig... uh..

Idk what your meaning behind it is but I what I get is..

Business Time: Happy Time.
10:35 - 10:37: A lack of endurance
Socks: Disposal
 

kdivers

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

The Mute Muse;2143598 said:
You would stink from the ten minutes you were in the can that it took for me to realize I don't do what you tell me to. I'd have to wash you before you could come back inside.

What if kdivers came out looking like Oscar the Grouch?

I would climb through your windows and snatch up all your peoples

What if MC Hammer did his awesome side shuffle right past you as you were reading this?
 

WaRgAzM

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

I'd punch him in the ear for messin up my keyboard.

What if he said "Can't touch this" when i obviously touched him with my fist.
 

kdivers

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

WaRgAzM;2144017 said:
I'd punch him in the ear for messin up my keyboard.

What if he said "Can't touch this" when i obviously touched him with my fist.

I would frown at you for punching a black person, because that's a hate crime!

What if Obama went on tour with Lil Jon after he inevitably loses the next election?
 

The Mute Muse

Sorceror
Re: If i Give You ?!

kdivers;2144071 said:
I would frown at you for punching a black person, because that's a hate crime!

What if Obama went on tour with Lil Jon after he inevitably loses the next election?

I'd face-palm myself to death.

What if Obama's swoopy emo wig fell off during an enthusiastic MJ tribute performance?
 
Re: If i Give You ?!

The Mute Muse;2144106 said:
I'd face-palm myself to death.

What if Obama's swoopy emo wig fell off during an enthusiastic MJ tribute performance?

I don't think I would laugh. just have a smirk on my face and shrug my shoulders.

What if obama does win the next election ? ( even he wont if he does that shits rigged)
 

kdivers

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

Insano the Clown;2144129 said:
I don't think I would laugh. just have a smirk on my face and shrug my shoulders.

What if obama does win the next election ? ( even he wont if he does that shits rigged)

There would be huge protests by the Tea Party and things of the like, which CNN, NBC, etc would just play off as "normal conservative behavior."

What if we elect an asian president?
 

dixie

Sorceror
Re: If i Give You ?!

darkguimage6666;2144471 said:
.. it would be as badass as lament

What if i fuck a mermaid ?

I'd be surprised that you finally lost your virginity.

What if this lame-ass thread finally died?
 

kdivers

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

darkguimage6666;2144483 said:
this gonna create ''2012''

What if im climbing in your window ?

You'd be snatching my people up

What if I was actually Pauly D?
 

SavvyT

Sorceror
Re: If i Give You ?!

Id page you over some stupid shit, then expect you to fix it
what if none of this was real
 
Re: If i Give You ?!

SavvyT;2147167 said:
Id page you over some stupid shit, then expect you to fix it
what if none of this was real

BUT WHAT IF UO WAS FOR REAL?
What if my thousands of murder counts were for real?
 
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