kdivers
Knight
I would have a terrible break down and go on Dr. Phil
What if Dr. Phil molested you as you went to his show to talk about being molested?
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- Thread starter luisadelu
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What if Dr. Phil molested you as you went to his show to talk about being molested?
darklustlive
Page
I would call Dr. Drew to come out and kick his ass cus he's a balling motherfucker.
What if Oprah asked you to take over her show for the black community?
dagrimreefah
Sorceror
Sorry to break the chain, but this has devolved to "What If". I thought the game was "What if I gave you"?
Anyway...
I'd take it over and continue brainwashing women for money.
What if I gave you a bucket of cum?
Anyway...
I'd take it over and continue brainwashing women for money.
What if I gave you a bucket of cum?
kdivers
Knight
I would dump it on you and say you are gross
What if I gave you the shoes from Like Mike?
The Mute Muse
Sorceror
I'd e-bay that shit and buy myself a pair of beautiful new shoes.
What if I gave you a tiny little kitten that poops diamonds.
dagrimreefah
Sorceror
The Mute Muse
Sorceror
What if this thread lasted until the end of eternity?
Darc Abyss
Sorceror
kdivers
Knight
i would spit it out since I'm not that kind of boy!
What if you walked into your new girlfriends house and Chris Hansen was standing there?
SavvyT
Sorceror
I would boook it, and actually get away
what if i wispered all of lifes secrets in your ear, right before i made your fucking life disappear
a bong elemental
Sorceror
I would ask you for my eyes back and tell you to get off the crack
What if you were digging in minecraft and fell down a pit into a room lined in bedrock (unbreakable) and one wall was just a huge picture of smiledog?
What if you were digging in minecraft and fell down a pit into a room lined in bedrock (unbreakable) and one wall was just a huge picture of smiledog?
ickyfloyd
Sorceror
I would say "Yo! Smiledog! Get over here and taste the fucking fury!" I've been kickin bitches asses and the spawn of satan on the reg, pretty much since I was born.
What if I gave u, the most complete and powerful ass orgasm on the planet? Which i pretty much do on the reg
kdivers
Knight
i would probably cry from the rectal tearing and anal bleeding....
what if you were no stranger to love?
wkstrm
Lord
I would probably have a girlfriend by now, whom I would probably knock up and then marry!
What if I stood outside your door right now?
SavvyT
Sorceror
I would welcome you in, and like a good host offer you something to eat
What if my cooking sucked?
Darc Abyss
Sorceror
ickyfloyd
Sorceror
I'd have my mexican girlfriend drag me out of jail in a suitcase and then I would murder all the people I should have, but didn't. Then I would retire to a life of marijuana farming.
What if I asked u not to tell?
Fez_
Knight
id ask if your mexican girlfriend is the mother of bk's lil rascal
what if i'd replaced 'rascal with 'dirty skinned child'
Insano the Clown
Squire
kdivers
Knight
It would not effect me since I am a pink skinned irish boy
What if I challenged you to a drinking contest?