I would start a ruthless, bloodthirsty campaign to take over the entire globe for the hidden motive of censoring the word 'semen' and all synonyms in any form of writing, media, or documentation. This would all of course, be for the purpose of attempting to save face by making it so that if you tried to tell that story, people would just be like, "he drank, ..what?"
Of course, this would inherently backfire, as my rise in global political fame would surely reveal the terrible secrets of my past to anyone willing to do a background check. I would then, simply be known as that one politician who's alright, but once got tricked into drinking both his own and someone else's semen.
What if you met someone who could take the name Constantine seriously?