If i Give You ?!

[Dany Mortal]

I'd crash that motherfucker into your house.

 

[darklustlive]

I would totally do oprah and hope it turns into the chapelle show skit

What if I gave you the keys to a space ship and you didn't know how to properly fly it?

I would look for the closest man or woman and blow my load.

What if I decided to rat you out in a murder investigation that you didn't do?

 

[Fides]

I would totally do oprah and hope it turns into the chapelle show skit

What if I gave you the keys to a space ship and you didn't know how to properly fly it?

i'd get really drunk and crash it into a trailer park

what if that space ship had hot slutty alien strippers on it and endless supplies of bud light

 

[SavvyT]

i'd get really drunk and crash it into a trailer park

what if that space ship had hot slutty alien strippers on it and endless supplies of bud light

Id get trashed and fly that shit (NO DWIs IN SPACE!) while getting it in with some lizard bitches.

What if lizard bitches were real?

 

[darklustlive]

Id get trashed and fly that shit (NO DWIs IN SPACE!) while getting it in with some lizard bitches.

What if lizard bitches were real?

I wouldn't like them because I'm a homosexual.

What if Elton John tried to sell his newly adopted kid to you?

 

[Fides]

I wouldn't like them because I'm a homosexual.

What if Elton John tried to sell his newly adopted kid to you?

I'd buy it and then sell it on ebay as a 'rare'

what if ebay allowed the sales of hot sluts

 

[kdivers]

I'd buy it and then sell it on ebay as a 'rare'

what if ebay allowed the sales of hot sluts

it'd change it's name ot craigslist

What if I gave you a quantum computer?

 

[Fides]

it'd change it's name ot craigslist

What if I gave you a quantum computer?

id gather up enough jiggawats and turn it into a time machine

what if the time machine took you to before the earth was created, it broke, and u were just randomly floating in space

 

[kdivers]

id gather up enough jiggawats and turn it into a time machine

what if the time machine took you to before the earth was created, it broke, and u were just randomly floating in space

I would do that thing that Stewie and Brian did on the most recent episode of Family guy

What if I gave you seasons 1-5 and forced you to watch them while playing gamecube and drinking Jolt cola?

 

[darklustlive]

I would do that thing that Stewie and Brian did on the most recent episode of Family guy

What if I gave you seasons 1-5 and forced you to watch them while playing gamecube and drinking Jolt cola?

I would be furious since I prefer Pepsi!

What if you were skydiving out of a plane naked without a parashute with your buttcheeks flapping in the wind aimed at a flagpole?

 

[SavvyT]

Well i would of course land on my feet, ontop of the flagpole

what if forced you to eat boxes of cupcakes and 3 gallons of whole milk, then started jumping on your stomach

 

[Blistex]

I would turn around and make sure I went mouth first because nothing goes in my butt, I would rather the flagpole be sticking out my ass.

What would be your final thoughts if you were on the 65th floor in an elevator and the cable let go?

 

[Fides]

I would turn around and make sure I went mouth first because nothing goes in my butt, I would rather the flagpole be sticking out my ass.

What would be your final thoughts if you were on the 65th floor in an elevator and the cable let go?

i would wish i had a beer and a blunt

what if the elevator were full of hot chicks? How many hot chicks do you think you could convince to bang, and bang them before the elevator hit the ground?

 

[darklustlive]

i would wish i had a beer and a blunt

what if the elevator were full of hot chicks? How many hot chicks do you think you could convince to bang, and bang them before the elevator hit the ground?

Absolutely none because I'd go out being myself, I'm gay.

What if you had to wax Robin William's hairy knuckles with your teeth in order to survive?

 

[luisadelu]

Absolutely none because I'd go out being myself, I'm gay.

What if you had to wax Robin William's hairy knuckles with your teeth in order to survive?

then I will die...


what if you could make a wish ? and it becomes true

 

[darklustlive]

then I will die...


what if you could make a wish ? and it becomes true

I would wish that Pucca would go out with me :/

Would you press a button for $50,000 if someone in the World would Die?

 

[SavvyT]

I would convince someone else that pressing the button gives you free coffee, collect the money than buy them a nice coffee.
I think i could live with my self better that way

what if you woke up in a large coffin, six feet underground, with only a water bottle, a turkey sandwitch and a pager

 

[darklustlive]

I would convince someone else that pressing the button gives you free coffee, collect the money than buy them a nice coffee.
I think i could live with my self better that way

what if you woke up in a large coffin, six feet underground, with only a water bottle, a turkey sandwitch and a pager

I would combine the turkey sandwich with the water to reduce oxygen used to eat and drink. I would page people "$5million to the first person to find me."

What if you woke up shackled on Elton John's bed and reaked of KY jelly?

 

[kdivers]

I would combine the turkey sandwich with the water to reduce oxygen used to eat and drink. I would page people "$5million to the first person to find me."

What if you woke up shackled on Elton John's bed and reaked of KY jelly?

I would sing a duet with him and pose and take a picture and post it on the interwebs

What if Kim Kardashian wanted to film a porno with you?

 

[beelzebub]

i'd be all up in that hoe's ass like a turd.

what if you were molested by michael jackson but repressed it so much that you completely forgot, then something triggered the memories and you couldnt stop thinking about it?