Re: ITP and G&G members
Wow, lots of funny stuff in here, let me sum up:
"When I'm not doing my job as a ninja/model/neurosurgeon/secret agent/CEO/rock star/billionaire, I sometimes come in here and kill everyone in the 12-year old game with out getting a scratch on me because I am so leet and you are all noobs. Unfortunately, I haven't been on for a while since I have been busy curing cancer, curing hunger, inventing a time machine, and banging my 7 supermodel girlfriends."
TRANSLATION -
You are a 400lb 40-yr old virgin living in your mother's basement. Every single one of you. I dont care what Bullsh*t pics you post, what affidavits you have from Marissa Miller, whatever. You have never talked to a person of the opposite sex without giving them your credit card number first. This also applies to the "females" on here who are actually 40-yr old guys pretending to be girls to try and pick up teenage boys.
As I am a UO Demise player, you only exist to me when you are in-game and playing. Beyond that you are less than dead to me. You don't even exist at all. You don't even rate high enough to be considered a figment of my imagination.
Now shut up and play.