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Re: Teach me how to fight.
This is one nerdy ass thread.
This is one nerdy ass thread.
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Teach me how to fight.
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TheTalentedMrZing
Wanderer
Re: Teach me how to fight.
Just make sure someone videotapes it.
Cause I want to see u go chuck norris on someone and lose.
tv...o ve.
Just make sure someone videotapes it.
Cause I want to see u go chuck norris on someone and lose.
tv...o ve.
Cebrious Arcane
Forum Murderer
Re: Teach me how to fight.
Video of a little kid street fight would be pure ownage.
Video of a little kid street fight would be pure ownage.
Black Thunder
Knight
Re: Teach me how to fight.
You're on a forum that's based around a game where nerdy teenagers take out their anger on other people they've never met by killing them over and over and then laughing it about over a nerdy voice-chat program like they're some kind of god, thus fulfilling their insecurities, and you're going to make fun of a thread asking a few tips on how to defend yourself?
k.
These days, kids are pulling knives. It's getting more and more serious with people that are trying to keep their "street creds," by stabbing other kids. xD
Armadillo/Minime;1508049 said:
You're on a forum that's based around a game where nerdy teenagers take out their anger on other people they've never met by killing them over and over and then laughing it about over a nerdy voice-chat program like they're some kind of god, thus fulfilling their insecurities, and you're going to make fun of a thread asking a few tips on how to defend yourself?
k.
These days, kids are pulling knives. It's getting more and more serious with people that are trying to keep their "street creds," by stabbing other kids. xD
Cebrious Arcane
Forum Murderer
Re: Teach me how to fight.
Just gotta say, "You can stab me. But after I knock you the fuck out, I'm going to pee in your mouth." It's not street cred, it's ego. Beating someones ass when it's 4 on 1 is not badass, it's pussyfied. The same goes for stabbing, and anything else outside of a real fight. Only scared little bitches use weapons. So if he pulls it out, you can say something like, "You're so scared of me you need to use a knife? I guess we don't need to fight because you're obviously a pussyass sandy vagina. So I would prove nothing by knocking you the fuck out and peeing in your mouth except that I have good aim when I pee."Black Thunder said:
Black Thunder
Knight
Re: Teach me how to fight.
Exactly. ;/
Ceb, that's why you're in my sig. ;o
Ozzy;1508254 said:How the hell can someone give someone else creds for not being able to stay within the rules of fighting
Exactly. ;/
Ceb, that's why you're in my sig. ;o
Re: Teach me how to fight.
well he doesn't want to be known as the dead man either, and if someone bitches about him hitting someone in the nuts he can say its tactics cuz it is. You can't win all fights fighting honest and not going for vurnable body parts.
It is also important to know what natural wepons you got
and here are some examples.
The knife edge of your hands, fingers folded at the second joint or knuckle, the protruding knuckle of your second finger, the heel of your hand, your boot, elbows, knees and your teeth.
and some vurnable body parts:
Eyes: Use your fingers in a V-shape and attack in gouging motion.
Nose: (Extremely vulnerable) Strike with the knife edge of the hand along the bridge, which will cause breakage, sharp pain, temporary blindness, and if the blow is hard enough, death. Also, deliver a blow with the heel of your hand in an upward motion, this will shove the bone up into the brain causing death.
Adam's Apple: This spot is usually pretty well protected, but if you get the chance, strike hard with the knife edge of your hand. This should sever the wind-pipe, and then it's all over in a matter of minutes.
Temple: There is a large artery up here, and if you hit it hard enough, it will cause death. If you manage to knock your enemy down, kick him in the temple, and he'll never get up again.
Back of the Neck: A rabbit punch, or blow delivered to the base of the neck can easily break it, but to be safe, it is better to use the butt of a gun or some other heavy blunt object.
Upper lip: A large network of nerves are located. These nerves are extremely close to the skin. A sharp upward blow will cause extreme pain, and unconsciousness.
Ears: Coming up from behind an enemy and cupping the hands in a clapping motion over the victims ears can kill him immediately. The vibrations caused from the clapping motion will burst his eardrums, and cause internal bleeding in the brain. (This is what i've heard, haven't actually tried it, it is very easy to block unless they are totally unprepared)
Groin: A VERY vulnerable spot. If left open, get it with knee hard, and he'll buckle over very fast.
Kidneys: A large nerve that branches off to the spinal cord comes very close to the skin at the kidneys. A direct blow with the knife edge of your hand can cause death.
There are many more ways to kill and injure an enemy, but these should work best for the average person. This is meant only as information and I would not recommend that you use this for a simple High School Brawl. Use these methods only, in your opinion, if your life is in danger. Any one of these methods could very easily kill or cause permanent damage to someone. One more word of caution, you should practice these moves before using them on a dummy, or a mock battle with a friend. (You don't have to actually hit him to practice, just work on accuracy.)
that guy you ganked;1507547 said:
well he doesn't want to be known as the dead man either, and if someone bitches about him hitting someone in the nuts he can say its tactics cuz it is. You can't win all fights fighting honest and not going for vurnable body parts.
It is also important to know what natural wepons you got
and here are some examples.
The knife edge of your hands, fingers folded at the second joint or knuckle, the protruding knuckle of your second finger, the heel of your hand, your boot, elbows, knees and your teeth.
and some vurnable body parts:
Eyes: Use your fingers in a V-shape and attack in gouging motion.
Nose: (Extremely vulnerable) Strike with the knife edge of the hand along the bridge, which will cause breakage, sharp pain, temporary blindness, and if the blow is hard enough, death. Also, deliver a blow with the heel of your hand in an upward motion, this will shove the bone up into the brain causing death.
Adam's Apple: This spot is usually pretty well protected, but if you get the chance, strike hard with the knife edge of your hand. This should sever the wind-pipe, and then it's all over in a matter of minutes.
Temple: There is a large artery up here, and if you hit it hard enough, it will cause death. If you manage to knock your enemy down, kick him in the temple, and he'll never get up again.
Back of the Neck: A rabbit punch, or blow delivered to the base of the neck can easily break it, but to be safe, it is better to use the butt of a gun or some other heavy blunt object.
Upper lip: A large network of nerves are located. These nerves are extremely close to the skin. A sharp upward blow will cause extreme pain, and unconsciousness.
Ears: Coming up from behind an enemy and cupping the hands in a clapping motion over the victims ears can kill him immediately. The vibrations caused from the clapping motion will burst his eardrums, and cause internal bleeding in the brain. (This is what i've heard, haven't actually tried it, it is very easy to block unless they are totally unprepared)
Groin: A VERY vulnerable spot. If left open, get it with knee hard, and he'll buckle over very fast.
Kidneys: A large nerve that branches off to the spinal cord comes very close to the skin at the kidneys. A direct blow with the knife edge of your hand can cause death.
There are many more ways to kill and injure an enemy, but these should work best for the average person. This is meant only as information and I would not recommend that you use this for a simple High School Brawl. Use these methods only, in your opinion, if your life is in danger. Any one of these methods could very easily kill or cause permanent damage to someone. One more word of caution, you should practice these moves before using them on a dummy, or a mock battle with a friend. (You don't have to actually hit him to practice, just work on accuracy.)
Black Thunder
Knight
Re: Teach me how to fight.
Ozzy, stop trying to act sick.
You just try too hard, really.
Ozzy, stop trying to act sick.
You just try too hard, really.
TheTalentedMrZing
Wanderer
Re: Teach me how to fight.
oh, i thought it was cause u love the cock.
Anyways, kick people in the nuts.
A fight won, is a fight not lost. The end justifies the means in that case.
Black Thunder;1508271 said:
oh, i thought it was cause u love the cock.
Anyways, kick people in the nuts.
A fight won, is a fight not lost. The end justifies the means in that case.
Black Thunder
Knight
Re: Teach me how to fight.
o.o
You're just jealous. All you have is bad karma because no one loves you.
Smo;1508314 said:
o.o
You're just jealous. All you have is bad karma because no one loves you.
ManaScrew987
Wanderer
Re: Teach me how to fight.
looks like someone is trying to act all big and bad on teh internetz. BT came here looking for self defense tips, not murder tips. what the fuck dude.
Ozzy;1508272 said:
looks like someone is trying to act all big and bad on teh internetz. BT came here looking for self defense tips, not murder tips. what the fuck dude.
Re: Teach me how to fight.
Most of the tips have been awful... So many people living in a fantasy world. Look, here's the facts:
* If you do fight and beat this kid up, there's nothing stopping him from shooting you later.
* Any permanent damage, and you're paying out the butt in medical bills.
* If you want to learn to fight, get rough with your friends for fun and practice. No pads, and learn how to FALL. 90% of fights end up on the ground, and most damage from unarmed combat is inflicted upon impact with the pavement.
* Push-ups, Sit-ups, and Running on a regular basis will help you gain the endurance needed to win a real-life confrontation. You have to be able to take damage, and you can't be tired 60 seconds into the fight.
The most effective way to win, is to earn the enemy's respect. Sometimes this does mean a fight... if you can keep your cool, instead of spouting juvenilie insults you might find a new ally in your opponent. Most street-fights end with two injured people and two different stories.
No one wins.
Most of the tips have been awful... So many people living in a fantasy world. Look, here's the facts:
* If you do fight and beat this kid up, there's nothing stopping him from shooting you later.
* Any permanent damage, and you're paying out the butt in medical bills.
* If you want to learn to fight, get rough with your friends for fun and practice. No pads, and learn how to FALL. 90% of fights end up on the ground, and most damage from unarmed combat is inflicted upon impact with the pavement.
* Push-ups, Sit-ups, and Running on a regular basis will help you gain the endurance needed to win a real-life confrontation. You have to be able to take damage, and you can't be tired 60 seconds into the fight.
The most effective way to win, is to earn the enemy's respect. Sometimes this does mean a fight... if you can keep your cool, instead of spouting juvenilie insults you might find a new ally in your opponent. Most street-fights end with two injured people and two different stories.
No one wins.
K
Kitchen_
Guest
Re: Teach me how to fight.
Make some IRL bolas, punch a dummy for a while till you feel your tactics are up to 30-40ish, then bring about 10 bolas with you, throw them at your opponent (aim high) and you should be able to punch him in the face when he's off his feet and on the floor due to a severe blow to the head.
Make some IRL bolas, punch a dummy for a while till you feel your tactics are up to 30-40ish, then bring about 10 bolas with you, throw them at your opponent (aim high) and you should be able to punch him in the face when he's off his feet and on the floor due to a severe blow to the head.
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