Teach me how to fight.

[Black Thunder]

Teach me how to fight.

Well, I'm having more and more trouble with punks in my neighborhood. These punks are from 13-15. I'm a decent fighter already, but I'd like some good tips or in-depth ways to fight.

For reference, I'm tall, skinny, and currently fight defensively.

Thanks.

 

[HYBRIDBob]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

Just be extremely confident that you are going to kick their ass and get in their face, they'll back down. Unless they are white trash or black. Then you're shit out of luck.

 

[Raf]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

1) Pull their shirt over their head and kick the shit out em while their blinded.
2) One of my personal fav ==> Take ur house keys between ur fist / vingers and keypunch em.
3) Kick em in the balls, not the noble way to win. But its a sure win if he's bigger / stronger then you
4) Drop kick em while they dont expect it. You might need to practice this a lil cuz you need to land good and aim good + get over the fear of completly trowing yourself on someone. But if you're tall you can get good hight on em and totally fuck people up with the drop kicks

 

[HYBRIDBob]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

1) Pull their shirt over their head and kick the shit out em while their blinded.
2) One of my personal fav ==> Take ur house keys between ur fist / vingers and keypunch em.
3) Kick em in the balls, not the noble way to win. But its a sure win if he's bigger / stronger then you
4) Drop kick em while they dont expect it. You might need to practice this a lil cuz you need to land good and aim good + get over the fear of completly trowing yourself on someone. But if you're tall you can get good hight on em and totally fuck people up with the drop kicks

So people actually still fight each other? I thought only poor people did that

 

[selo]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

kick them in the nuts with a knife or zerg them with mico

 

[Raf]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

Sometimes you have to fight... Its not like I go out looking for fights but sometimes people just push all the right buttons and make you fight. Like I said I dont go out looking for trouble, but If you want some trouble you can get it.

Talking sometimes just doesnt resolve a situation Bob.

 

[HYBRIDBob]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

Sometimes you have to fight... Its not like I go out looking for fights but sometimes people just push all the right buttons and make you fight. Like I said I dont go out looking for trouble, but If you want some trouble you can get it.

Talking sometimes just doesnt resolve a situation Bob.

Humiliation usually does the trick. Fighting proves nothing when you are the laughing stock of the entire social scene you wish to fight in

 

[fonis]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

stomp kick the knee. Just bring your leg up and stomp down on their knee cap.

Problem solved. For a very long time.

 

[Raf]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

stomp kick the knee. Just bring your leg up and stomp down on their knee cap.

Problem solved. For a very long time.

ohhhhhh nice one!

 

[HYBRIDBob]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

I'm sure paying the hospital bills will surely be worth it

 

[fonis]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

self defense, man. You get someone to vouch for you, and they attack you first, stomp kick. If you're smaller, of course. If you're bigger, try not to hurt him, just restrain him.

 

[r33n]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

Keep your hands in front of your face at all times. If you see either of his shoulders drop, he'll probably throw with that hand. Best way to knock someone out is to either counter before or after they throw. They'll be off balanced and not expecting to get hit.

 

[Cebrious Arcane]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

Throat punch will wake anyone up and they won't fuck with you again. Plus, it won't leave a mark so there will be nothing to point at if they call the cops. Just a quick jab to the adam's apple, no need for force, they'll panic when the feeling they can't breath hits. Good game.

If that doesn't end the fight, and it comes to blows, keep your chin down. Everyone forgets this. Keep your chin against your chest. The bottom of your chin is a huge congregation of nerves and getting hit there is the reason so many people get knocked out, it's not because of the power, it's because they're hitting you on a cluster of nerves and your body freaks out.

Watch their hips for movement and punch him in the nose. Any bitch will be done if you break his nose, or will at least be shocked enough to open up for the throat punch.

Keep your damn chin down.

 

[creap]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

One foot back, calculated jabs dont just flail. Once you see your opening follow through with your punch with some body weight. I used to be a bouncer and you have no idea how many disputes were ended with one calculated jab to the nose.

 

[Rambone]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

lol @ fighting 13 year olds. that'd be hella fun.

 

[Jacob26]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

Jabs are the most underrated punch.

 

[Sammich]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

Just punch the person while there talking shit, never talk shit back. Just swing when you first feel offended, or at the first curse word.

 

[MemphisWade]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

move like a butterfly sting like a bee

 

[AlphaN3rd]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

Get a gun and some training. IRL there is no resurrection spell, so it's stupid to not play the lamest, most powerful template possible.

 

[MemphisWade]

Re: Teach me how to fight.

Get a gun and some training. IRL there is no resurrection spell, so it's stupid to not play the lamest, most powerful template possible.

now hes gonna be on the news for shooting all the neighborhood kids

guns are for pussies