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most fucked up situation
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Contamination
Wanderer
Re: most fucked up situation
I tripped and broke my leg, tib/fib
I tripped and broke my leg, tib/fib
Hydrofiend
Knight
Re: most fucked up situation
I jumped off a fence when I was younger, and landed right on a fenceboard that was laying on the ground... with about 3 inches of rusty nail sticking straight up... right until the heel of my foot. Fuck that hurt.
I jumped off a fence when I was younger, and landed right on a fenceboard that was laying on the ground... with about 3 inches of rusty nail sticking straight up... right until the heel of my foot. Fuck that hurt.
DragonSlayer69r
Knight
Re: most fucked up situation
This one time, me and my wife (girl friend at the time) were having sex in my room after school.
My mom wasn't supposed to be home for like 2 hours.
She walked in on us, my ass is super exposed and i just look up at her and start laughing saying "GOT YA! YOU TOTALLY THINK WE ARE HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW!!!! HAHAHA!!!"
She believed me and started laughing as well telling me to cover my ass as she left my room.
She brought home pecan pie that night.
This one time, me and my wife (girl friend at the time) were having sex in my room after school.
My mom wasn't supposed to be home for like 2 hours.
She walked in on us, my ass is super exposed and i just look up at her and start laughing saying "GOT YA! YOU TOTALLY THINK WE ARE HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW!!!! HAHAHA!!!"
She believed me and started laughing as well telling me to cover my ass as she left my room.
She brought home pecan pie that night.
Contamination
Wanderer
Re: most fucked up situation
LOL.
DragonSlayer69r;2012466 said:
LOL.
Fez_
Knight
Re: most fucked up situation
Going to do a 50/50 grind on my snake-board and the plates locked up and i couldn't straighten them and basically jumped over the box rail and clipped it sending me head first into(and down) a metal 10set of stairs (with my legs bound by the board's straps)
i lost a fair amount of memory longterm and i had no short term for several hours, i also developed a lump of scar tissue on my kidney
this beats most tho
Going to do a 50/50 grind on my snake-board and the plates locked up and i couldn't straighten them and basically jumped over the box rail and clipped it sending me head first into(and down) a metal 10set of stairs (with my legs bound by the board's straps)
i lost a fair amount of memory longterm and i had no short term for several hours, i also developed a lump of scar tissue on my kidney
glyph1c;2012613 said:
this beats most tho
nicol bolas
Sorceror
Re: most fucked up situation
watchign the birth of my first son. he got half his head out then decided he didn't like it and got sucked back into her puss... that shit made me pale and i almost passed out
watchign the birth of my first son. he got half his head out then decided he didn't like it and got sucked back into her puss... that shit made me pale and i almost passed out
Stoltz
Sorceror
Re: most fucked up situation
Most fucked up is pretty hard to say, but one fucked up situation was when I gave my friend an msn adress to a girl I knew. He told her that he followed her to school, looked in to her window and other fucked up things, I got SO much shit from that when she found out I gave him her msn adress
. And as an FYI, she NEVER wants to talk to me again MWAHAHAHA
Most fucked up is pretty hard to say, but one fucked up situation was when I gave my friend an msn adress to a girl I knew. He told her that he followed her to school, looked in to her window and other fucked up things, I got SO much shit from that when she found out I gave him her msn adress
. And as an FYI, she NEVER wants to talk to me again MWAHAHAHA
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whispers
Guest
Re: most fucked up situation
I got stuck in a pipe like that once :3
not as fun as it might look! :>
I got stuck in a pipe like that once :3
not as fun as it might look! :>
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whispers
Guest
Re: most fucked up situation
I tried getting out for hours, when i gave up i started screaming whenever i heard something. After a while someone heard me and called the cops/firef dept who got me out.
I tried getting out for hours, when i gave up i started screaming whenever i heard something. After a while someone heard me and called the cops/firef dept who got me out.
