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hot chick alert

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Phyrex

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Re: hot chick alert

Slifer Da Sky D;1171967 said:
What you do in the privacy of your own home is nobody elses business. PM him about pics, and spare the rest of us.
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Oh how silly of me, I should have known Girls scare you off.
gg retard.
 
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Wanderer
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Sam-hybrid;1166692 said:
next time u see her say your just about to head out for somethin to eat and if she wants to join you, and slyly drop in "so do u like meat.." if she does ur on to a winner... plus takeing her out for something to eat "as freinds" is BIG points.
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No that's the first step to "friends status."
 
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Gangsta-hybrid;1168678 said:
What if she has a huge black bf?
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Then you move away because I've never seen one attractive girl with a Black man, sans celebrities. The majority are almost always grossly overweight and have some sort of mental illness. I think it's a confidence issue.
 
Flipper

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Knight
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yeah dude try reading the thread, it has been explained that i was kidding an don't seriously need relationship advice from the internet
 
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Slifer Da Sky D

Wanderer
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Flipper;1173948 said:
yeah dude try reading the thread, it has been explained that i was kidding an don't seriously need relationship advice from the internet
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And he doesnt need look help either :gay:
 
Cebrious Arcane

Cebrious Arcane

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euphorbia;1167154 said:
well, get a jar, make some macaronies, let them chill for a while, pour some sause over them and put your dick in it. it's supposed to feel real.
and noone on the boards will know if you put your dick in the jar or on her.
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Though, the "chill" part had me confused. I'll blame it on translation.




I'm in your jar stealing your macaronis.
 
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Wanderer
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Cebrious Arcane;1173993 said:
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Though, the "chill" part had me confused. I'll blame it on translation.




I'm in your jar stealing your macaronis.
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Knight
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Cebrious Arcane;1173993 said:
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Though, the "chill" part had me confused. I'll blame it on translation.




I'm in your jar stealing your macaronis.
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I think he means chill because when you first make macaroni it's pretty hot, and if you put your wee wee in it, it would probably hurt more than it would help. Just a guess, I wouldn't know from personal experience or anything of course.

By the way, how do you know about this trick euphorbia?
 
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Dead Head E-Mart

Wanderer
Re: hot chick alert

Cebrious Arcane;1173993 said:
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Though, the "chill" part had me confused. I'll blame it on translation.




I'm in your jar stealing your macaronis.
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hes saying let it cool down unless you want to stick your dick in something that was just in boiling water, nobody likes a scolded dick
 
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Knight
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Samara;1166386 said:
I'd sit back and watch her for a while. Not like stalkerish but kinda get her routine. Wait tell she comes home from a club really drunk and then ask her how she feels about oral sex. If she thinks your gross you can always deny even having talked to her the next day and tell her she must be mistaken cause you'd never ask such a thing.
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Wtf Samara you got fired?
 
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