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A rap I wrote for MB

MB

MB

Knight
Lol yeah you're a scrawny little dude Bassmaster, had to change you avatar because you got mistaken for a lady's back. With my career I have plenty of time to work out, in fact I sort of incorporate it like a rewards system and do pushups for every kill or BRSK I get. I doubt you could lift half of what I do.

Censored my nipples because I don't want you getting too aroused, but your arms aren't half the size of mine.
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Dexter-LoM

Dexter-LoM

Knight
Bassmaster98 said:
Says the traitor dic Schwab. You aren't anything but a nerd if you ask me. Go lift a weight or do something constructive with your life.

There's a difference between. Me a d you;
I have a good healthy physique.

You on the other hand, are a keyboard warrior with flabs instead of abs.
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Again coming from a guy that can't get a girl and needs to be on a dating site at the age of 18 lol. You call people nerds yet you play the same game as us. I rather be a nerd then a fucking ignorant piece of shit like you. Dic Schawb left a guild that has no talents and just a bunch of immature and racist bunch of idiots. To join a friendly guild. You talk so much shit about MB yet his married and you're still masterbating to porn on the web. Lol sad little guy.
 
Hellion-Demise

Hellion-Demise

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Omg you guys. If you have a tattoo on your arm of anything related to this game... That's so sad dude. Maybe you do get paid to play witch is hard to believe only because this games so old. I'm sure the servers gms/ providers don't even get paid that much and they run this shit.. I'm not judging you because you play this game but it's ironic to see someone tattoo a video game logo on themselves as if it changed there life. I have no tattoos and I want them.. But they are going to have meaning. Maybe that has meaning to you maybe.
 
MB

MB

Knight
Bassmaster98 said:
No pump. I weigh 140lbs I have better looking arms than you.
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Dude why are you bragging if youre so lean? My triceps are bulging and you are just showing how youre about to blow away. That pic is a couple months before my debut at local bodybuilding event you can only imagine what i looked like by show time. Bassmaster most women weigh 140 lbs...dont straighten your arm too hard or you're going to hurt yourself.
 
royal kapero2

royal kapero2

Sorceror
Hellion-Demise said:
And what did you get in return? I'm curious
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Basically I was replaced by americans. Classic move to erase an old friend because he is not rich like the rest kids here. He only said good job polack and I heard he had told others that he could afford a new tatto cuz my parent's money. I believe it's true because I remember when he was celebrating his 5000 murder counts or something, being not sober he said on mumble how he makes ladies scream with his mysterious tatto.
 
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NoWay

NoWay

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Bassmaster98 said:
Look at your picture you jello stomached piece of dog shit. You have no right to talk about what what people look like.
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I don't need to explain shit to u but anyway... I am not in any competitions and don't need to be 6% BF like your skinny ass. Ive been 8ish before and it was horrible, i was cold all the time and ran out of energy fast. My max on bench is 275, i have a 6 pack, and can run a 6:00 mile so keep hating kid. I get all the nutrients i need every day and am in top notch condition without having to do some crazy dieting. And not that im some kind of tough guy, but i GUARANTEE i could take your weak ass. There is a guy at my gym who is JACKED and at least 250 lbs and i run circles around him and always lock him up quick. If you're gonna talk smack, find me at Charles Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Academy san mateo and get an arm broken. And then ill eat a cheeseburger and ice cream and break the other arm. Then make your girl ride it, assuming you arent a virgin although i probably shouldnt jump to conclusions you insecure redneck
 
april0395

april0395

Sorceror
 
Dexter-LoM

Dexter-LoM

Knight
Bassmaster98 said:
You are so mad @Dex-mom. I laugh at your attempts of searching for me on a website, as if you were looking for a soulmate. Im not gay, and never will be. I feel nothing for gays, they deserve to be shipped off to their own little island where they can . Drop the soap for each other.

If you want a boyfriend, go hit up Billy, I hear he gives good blowjobs to his friends.
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Ok ok am done you win. You got me am looking for a soul mate online. Lol sad puppy.
 
Itchy Fish

Itchy Fish

Sorceror
I have to say bassmaster your rap does suck no one has writin a better mb song then the great el pepino that's my all time favorite wish I had the link to it
 
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