DementedJester said:
I cheat at life. I cheat so badly that i can make women orgasm with 3.14!
She's.. uh, actually yelling stop. Remember, she's only hittin an orgasm if you're stiff. Well, after blowing your load in 2.14 seconds. She's going to yell anything to get your attention, while you pound away with a limpy.
... Gah.. I lost the joke I had something good, too.
Anyway..
Punker's Slave - This was actually the name of my first mule back on Napa. Eventually he evolved into a tough mule with swordmanship. So, this char became my main.
Well, who's Punker?
Punker was originally my main. I became enfactuated with the ability to kill anyone in the area, so that char became red within two days of me first playing UO. Was just an archer, too. I was hardcore into punk rock back then, heh. Confused teenage years. Eh, at least it's not rap.
Pilfer - Ah yes, my prized thief. The word "pilfer" means to steal, or the act of stealing. To be pilferous. Hence, pilfer the thief.
Crafty - Eh, my new mule for here on UOG. My old mule on Napa was Blakken Dekkor.
FishBulb - My tailor on account #2. If you're a Simpson's fan, all I have to say is this: "Well... there ya have it, fish bulb". It's from that episode were Homer discovers the box of cleaning detergent at the dump, with a logo that looks similar to his face.
Eric Clapton - My pk. I'm a clapton fan, what can I say? John Molson was my first red here.
Steel Reserve - Storage char. Named after the beer, 2/11 Steel Reserve. Nasty; vile beer that gets you drunk real fast.