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If i Give You ?!
- Thread starter luisadelu
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a bong elemental
Sorceror
Then I would clearly be the winner.
What If I uploaded a video of the whole contest? With commentary by Bob Dole?
What If I uploaded a video of the whole contest? With commentary by Bob Dole?
a bong elemental
Sorceror
I would start a ruthless, bloodthirsty campaign to take over the entire globe for the hidden motive of censoring the word 'semen' and all synonyms in any form of writing, media, or documentation. This would all of course, be for the purpose of attempting to save face by making it so that if you tried to tell that story, people would just be like, "he drank, ..what?"
Of course, this would inherently backfire, as my rise in global political fame would surely reveal the terrible secrets of my past to anyone willing to do a background check. I would then, simply be known as that one politician who's alright, but once got tricked into drinking both his own and someone else's semen.
What if you met someone who could take the name Constantine seriously?
Of course, this would inherently backfire, as my rise in global political fame would surely reveal the terrible secrets of my past to anyone willing to do a background check. I would then, simply be known as that one politician who's alright, but once got tricked into drinking both his own and someone else's semen.
What if you met someone who could take the name Constantine seriously?
of no importance
Sorceror
I wouldnt notice because i have met tons of those people already (i know 2 people named constantine 1 male 1 female)
What if you went to sleep with a hooker but woke up with a dead goat - and they were both named cherry forever?
What if you went to sleep with a hooker but woke up with a dead goat - and they were both named cherry forever?
ickyfloyd
Sorceror
Id say "ouch bitch, if I'd a known u wanted a pecker so bad I would have bought u a real nice one"
Now lick that shit and stick it back on!
What if u couldn't get high?
kdivers
Knight
i wou--- GNNNNNPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! -.- [e sigh
What if i didn't have paper towels handy just now?
of no importance
Sorceror
Than you would just have to wipe it on those 'lovely' decorative pillows women seem to insist on despite them costing 60$ a piece.
What if you mistook sandpaper for that very paper towel?
What if you mistook sandpaper for that very paper towel?
of no importance
Sorceror
Thank it would be like high school all over again.
What if anything got you off, even a slight breeze moving your pants? (and no I’m not insinuating your name would be Chase)
What if anything got you off, even a slight breeze moving your pants? (and no I’m not insinuating your name would be Chase)
i'd be all like "Hey guys, i just got anal probed and honestly im not humiliated..."
What if I stole the alien space ship, abducted you, and then humiliatingly anally probed you in front of your parents?
kdivers
Knight
they would be like "Not the first time we walked in on him taking it up the ass...."
What if Beelz and I were hired as UOG staff?
kdivers
Knight
I would have to find a new game to play that is free.
What if Runescape bought out UOGamers?
kdivers
Knight
Well, then you'd have to split your lungs with blood and thunder when you see the white whale. And maybe even break your backs and crack your oars, men, if you wish to prevail. (Since I don't know w40k, I will do music instead)
What if UO had ridable elephants?