Lol dude, man this one football playin faggot at my school was all like "Dude, getthe fuck outta my way" and i was all like "FUCK YOU JOCK!!! IM A FUCKEN NINJA!!!" then he was all like "dude seriously, just move before i punch you"" and i was all like "LOL! If you try to punch me i will use a ninja block, from which i will put you in an arm lock, then kick you in the nads, and flip you over my shoulder breaking your back! Fuckin jock, you don't know shit"
then he punched me in the face, and that is why i have to eat through a straw for the next 3 months. Still, the ony fucken reason he got that punch off was becuase he did it too fucken fast. that faggot bitch.