Ever gotten caught masturbating?

[Spriggan-hybrid]

lolz its so true -------> http://gprime.net/video.php/reallifevsinternet

exept.... i wasnt joking....

 

[Hunts1287]

I am? Since when?

you always were, so dont lose your coolness by being such a baggartish person by means of agreement with me.

 

[Antarus]

ahahahah mine arnt any good
one time i was in the shower and i never knew my brother was awake.. i thought i was the only one home but i guess he was upstairs waitin for the bathroom and i was being loud and yeah i come out and he gives me this dirty look and i just walked to my room ahah

but my friends cousin (who is a girl) was masterbating in the school bathroom.. not in a stall or anything and a teacher walked in.. and was like wtf ? lol she got suspended

Any girl who talks about masterbation wins in my book.

 

[Lorthic]

lol
ok there 12-hours-a-day-for-work, I'm-going-to-quit-highschool-this-is-a-good-idea man.

As long as I'm happy with my life.

 

[fierywater-hybrid]

Any girl who talks about masterbation wins in my book.

*seconds*

 

[Atrox-hybrid]

exept.... i wasnt joking....

lol :>

 

[Spriggan-hybrid]

Any girl who talks about masterbation wins in my book.

i third that....
thats right there with constantly playing with your own boobs... its just fucking awesome!

 

[Lorthic]

Public masturbation shouldn't be a crime. You're simply expressing yourself and allowing others to see how you feel, and thus allowing them into your life, showing them your own little world. It's in a sense a good way to pick up chicks. My girlfriend gets horny as anything when she catches me slammin' my salmon.

 

[Sir Elton John]

Public masturbation shouldn't be a crime. You're simply expressing yourself and allowing others to see how you feel, and thus allowing them into your life, showing them your own little world. It's in a sense a good way to pick up chicks. My girlfriend gets horny as anything when she catches me slammin' my salmon.

so you would like to be out in public in some random place and look over and see some dude "slammin' his salmon"

that sucks

 

[Punkers Slave]

that sucks

Yah... I'd have to agree with that.
Indecent exposure is a crime for a reason. : /

 

[Lorthic]

Yah... I'd have to agree with that.
Indecent exposure is a crime for a reason. : /

And neither should ugly people be allowed outside before dark.

 

[pr0totype]

i NEV3R GOT CAUGHT MASTARBATNG BUT YAST3RDAY MORNNG AFTER I GOT OUT OF DA SHOWER MAH FREIND GIRL FREIND WOKED BY M3 IN TEH HAL AND PART OF A MAGAZIEN WASNT COV3RED BY MAH CLOTHES SO I GUES I WAS KIND OF CAUGHT1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL IT WAS RILLY EMBARASNG!!1!111 WTF LOL H3H3

 

[Megumi]

My mother found my buttplug and anal beads, that's worse than being caught :<

 

[Punkers Slave]

And neither should ugly people be allowed outside before dark.

If you are talking about fat people in spandex, I agree with ya. But, it should be 24 hours a day. =(

 

[theRoadshow]

If you are talking about fat people in spandex, I agree with ya. But, it should be 24 hours a day. =(

Hahaha...

Punkers... thats funny. Heh... poor fat people... I swear.

-_-

 

[Punkers Slave]

Hahaha...

Punkers... thats funny. Heh... poor fat people... I swear.

-_-

Heh, I love the line out of the movie Hackers.

Spandex. It's a privlage, not a right.

 

[ROLINDOWNSTREET]

i dont masturbate thats gross

 

[git r dun]

i dont masturbate thats gross

YEAH I AGREE PROPERTY OF GOD HANDS OFF

 

[Who]

Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten.

 

[Thuhrin]

^^