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Ever gotten caught masturbating?

Lorthic

Lorthic

Knight
Ever gotten caught masturbating?

If you have, tell the story. I'm sure we've all been in locker rooms enough (and in some cases bent over the bench *cough* Reality *cough*), to not be ashamed of what's happened to us.

One that I'll remember and shorten it up: I was standing up in my room doing it, and my mom opened my door. Needless to say I was in front of the door and as it swung open, I happened to be off balance, and it knocked me into my closet where I was buried by a bunch of clothing.

Eh...

-Lorthic

(what an awesome thousandth post. :<)
 
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Hyru-hybrid

Wanderer
Two years ago I dorm'd with two christians here on campus. Their personalities and lifestyles were completely different than mine, but we still got along (they didn't preach). So one night while they were out I decided to take advantage and rub one off. I had my porn going, my headphones blasting, and lotion in hand. A minute later I hear the door being unlocked and by the time it opens I managed to accidently click the "Square" button instead of the "X" on my Media Player Classic, resulting in my hardcore kama sutra porn blazing at 19'' of monitor. They walked right out and didn't come back for a few hours. We didn't talk for about 2 days. It was awesome.
 
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Antwon

Wanderer
you guys are discusting. getting caught beating off is nothing to be proud of, howver geting caught having sex is.
 
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dyckens cydur

Page
I have never gotten caught masturbating but my friend told me a story about it one time. (I swear this is my friend and not me!) He stayed the night at his friends house and he was beating off and he was drunk and high so about midway through beating off he passed out. He woke up to his friend's god licking his sack and he was like, "I didn't really want to shove it off of me because it felt pretty good." Needless to say my friends and I left the lunch table leaving him there.

Something else weird..

We were at the lunch table back in middle school and my other friend, yes I have more than one friend, said man cum tastes nasty. All of my friends looked at him in confusion and we were like, :confused: / :eek:. He was like, "Come on guys, you know you've tasted your own cum." We all disagreed saying we haven't.. He felt so dumb and gay at the same time.

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I hope more people reply to this thread, it seems kind of funny when people are embarrassed.
 
Lorthic

Lorthic

Knight
LMAO at both stories. I didn't go to work because my sister is managing and I told her I wasn't coming in early anymore. ;/ Stupid bitch servers don't tip me out like they're supposed to.
 
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Bologna Is Good

Wanderer
dyckens cydur said:
I have never gotten caught masturbating but my friend told me a story about it one time. (I swear this is my friend and not me!) He stayed the night at his friends house and he was beating off and he was drunk and high so about midway through beating off he passed out. He woke up to his friend's god licking his sack and he was like, "I didn't really want to shove it off of me because it felt pretty good." Needless to say my friends and I left the lunch table leaving him there.

Something else weird..

We were at the lunch table back in middle school and my other friend, yes I have more than one friend, said man cum tastes nasty. All of my friends looked at him in confusion and we were like, :confused: / :eek:. He was like, "Come on guys, you know you've tasted your own cum." We all disagreed saying we haven't.. He felt so dumb and gay at the same time.

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I hope more people reply to this thread, it seems kind of funny when people are embarrassed.
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Dude thats sick man you got some weird friends lol.
 
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Bologna Is Good

Wanderer
Antwon said:
you guys are discusting. getting caught beating off is nothing to be proud of, howver geting caught having sex is.
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have you been caught having sex cause I seriously doubt it.its disgusting not discusting btw.
 
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Grizwald

Wanderer
I once got cought having a quick beat sessoin by my girlfriend it was right embarassing. I have a bad setup, cause people come into my house by the back door. That computer is in clear view of the backdoor window, but its normally easy to hear anyone creeping up. Too bad the one time I didnt hear it was my girlfriend and she wasnt the most impressed person to see me getting a slank on.. we've been going out for 4 weeks now and i still have'nt got a piece.. Im thinking that episode might be the reason why..
 
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Lublush

Wanderer
Wow Bologna is Good, you got fucking owned by Southern Comfort. I love when the morons that try and catch other people's spelling mistakes are caught themselves.
 
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Punkers Slave

Knight
I didn't get caught.. more of busted by my ex. I didn't hide the porn well enough, lol.

Me and her did get nailed once, screwin in my car. I live in a gated community, one damn patrol guard in the entire place, takes him 3 hours to make his round. He caught us. We heard him pull up, then walk up to the car. He didn't call for us, or try to grab our attention, but I'm sure the guy knew what was going on. heh.

And we got caught at my dad's place by my step-mother. That was funny. We were trying to be quiet, but sure enough, she heard us. Pounded on my door.. "It's time for you guys to leave!!"..
Ah.. memories.. lol
 
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Mike-hybrid

Wanderer
This goes with the story Im about to tell, not trying to brag: I usually go for at least an hour when having sex.

So anyway, my fiance at the time and I were upstairs at my parents house (we thought no one was home) going at it. Im talking she was moaning loud, I was pounding her hard enough to hear butt cheeks clappin anywhere in the house, and the headboard was bouncing off the walls. So we go at it for about an hour and half, I finish up, and I run downstairs to get our smokes and a soda for each of us, well, Im only in my boxers and Im dripping in sweat, well, needless to say my sister and like 8 of her friends were over in the living room (DIRECTLY BELOW MY BEDROOM!) and as soon as I walk in they all just bust out laughing. I walk past and am like "what?". Well one of my sister's friends is like "you got the stamina of a bull", then one of her other friends was like "what are you doin tonight??" hahaha.

Good times.

I got busted once by mom rubbin one out, when I was like 17, pretty friggin embarrasing. Anyone could barge in and I could care less, but when family does, it completely makes you feel dirty.

Question for everyone tho: how do you get busted by girlfriends? My fiance knew I rubbed one out when I had the chance, and she wasnt in the mood. Youll learn when you date a girl for longer than a year or so, they actually prefer you do that, rather than bother them in the morning, noon, and night for sex. I always wanted sex from my ex, and she really only wanted it in the evenings. Sucks having a high sex drive I guess.
 
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Atrox-hybrid

Wanderer
roommated walked in on the gf and i once... that was a bit weird.

never been caught whackin it but i dont much... gf wants it more than i do most of the time lol
 
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Punkers Slave

Knight
Mike said:
Question for everyone tho: how do you get busted by girlfriends? My fiance knew I rubbed one out when I had the chance, and she wasnt in the mood. Youll learn when you date a girl for longer than a year or so, they actually prefer you do that, rather than bother them in the morning, noon, and night for sex. I always wanted sex from my ex, and she really only wanted it in the evenings. Sucks having a high sex drive I guess.
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Eh, I got "busted" in the first few months. Although, we were together for three years. I'm sure she didn't care, she just confronted me about it. Considering I had, "the stamina of a bull", as well.
 
Jorden17

Jorden17

Sorceror
when i have sex its obvious, i doubt someone would be like "yea that room seems cool, no one should be in there" wtf
 
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