Who would win in a fight?!? Post your own matchups for us to discuss!

[crikey]

Post a fantasy death duel, and let us choose who would win! I'll start off with a few first:

1) Helen Keller, with duel wield uzis, vs William Wallace

2) the Predator(without using his suicide nuke detonation) vs the cloverfield monster

3) Rick Grimes(walking dead) versus (from breaking bad) Tuco salamancas cousins, the assassins

4) Pee Wee Herman VS Micheal Jackson, in the year 1991

 

[Sirkah]

they would all lose

 

[White Lotus]

wallace
predator
rick
pee wee

 

[Stoltz]

Jesus will win because he has faith in us all.

 

[wkstrm]

Chuck Norris

 

[Ryan]

Rick is a bad mother fucker, I love The Walking Dead

 

[kdivers]

Well, william wallace can shoot lighting bolts from his arse... So, he will def win. And I agree with white lotus.

I would like to see steven segal vs jackie chan

 

[crikey]

Well, william wallace can shoot lighting bolts from his arse... So, he will def win. And I agree with white lotus.

I would like to see steven segal vs jackie chan

ahh!

Steven segal VS jackie chan

I would say segal wins everytime. Jackie chan is more of a wacky stuntsman. Steve segal is the real deal, regardless of how fat he has gotten in his old age LoL

If it was a gunfight instead of a fistfight, steve segal would EASILY win. He is supposedly an superb marksman

 

[kdivers]

And if it was a blues battle of the bands, he would win too. After all, blues is his favorite thing. He just does to the movies for the money so he can be a musician.

http://stevenseagal.com/?page_id=24

 

[White Lotus]

jackie chan would destroy steven segal with some drunken master snake in eagles shadow type shit

 

[crikey]

lol yeah he can play a mean guitar

I love martial arts and action movies, and have asked people inthe past to rank the following movie stars, in order of toughest to weakest in battle:

Bruce lee
Chuck Norris
Jean Claude van damne
Steven Segal
Jackie Chan
Jet Li
(insert X martial arts movie star here)

(this is how I would rank them ^. Not in who has the best movies, but who would win the most fights)

 

[Stoltz]

Where am I?

 

[wkstrm]

DOLPH LUNDGREN!!

 

[crikey]

DOLPH LUNDGREN!!

hahaha hell yeah!
Ivan Drago would totally mangle Bruce Lee in a boxing match

 

[wkstrm]

hahaha hell yeah!
Ivan Drago would totally mangle Bruce Lee in a boxing match

One of my all over favorite fighters is Chuck Lidell, but I wonder if he really stands a chance against old lady with handbag. I've seen her beat up both nazis and oter scum like it was nothing.

 

[crikey]

One of my all over favorite fighters is Chuck Lidell, but I wonder if he really stands a chance against old lady with handbag. I've seen her beat up both nazis and oter scum like it was nothing.

lmfao...noway that is real!

Ok how about this: The old lady from that picture, VERY PISSED OFF, armed with duel wield lightsabers, VS Shaka Zulu

 

[Stoltz]

 

[crikey]

lol whos that "questionable" looking fella in the first pic stoltz?

 

[Stoltz]

Strutting Leo!

It is not possible for me to stay sane when I have free time...

 

[crikey]

seeing godzilla has made me think up a new one:

GODZILLA(Japan) VS THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER(USA)

Which one would be victorious?