^ Is not the King, but might be the Queen.Nottheking;392244 said:^ - Has had their moment pass.
< - Is not the king, either.
V - Is still waiting for their moment to come in the first place, praying that all those that told them that it would never come were all horribly wrong.
mek1994;392544 said:^ Has an STD
< has a 3 1/2 nipples
v looks like a man but is really a female
mek1994;392589 said:^ Apoligizes fro giving you the STD
< Likes noodles
v Has crabs
ParagonDancer;392591 said:^ - By "noodles" he means... well... you all get the idea.
< - The previously mentioned crabs are cooking in a pot on my stove. To go along with shrimp cocktail, and a delicious salmon dinner.
V - Once a week goes skinny dipping at an old folks home.
^ - Will perhaps some day learn what "soap" is.jrhather;392614 said:^ Loves the fishy smell far too much.
< Hates how those old people complain when he dives in.
Is going home to enjoy his home-made deep fried Camembert with raspberry/jalapeño relish.
V Is currently running a 2-for-1 sale at his home: cholera and ebola for the low price of 1.5 infidels.
barokka;393272 said:^ is going to get all his money lost, going out of busines.
< undying love: Belgium beer, our beer!
v Is going to reply the beer in his country is better then ours but that can't be the truth.
ParagonDancer;393287 said:^ - Probably loves beer just as much as I.
< - Actually, my favourite beer IS a Belgium import. Stella Artois.
V - Just farted.
Steven_Greer;394349 said:^should consider a new profession
<should of seen it coming
V has to clean any mess left
ParagonDancer;394433 said:^ - Was raped. Ouch.
< - As long as the duck didn't shit everywhere like they do at the duck ponds, I don't mind cleaning up everything else.
V - Will clean up the shit.
jrhather;394782 said:^ Enjoys Foie Gras
< Likes to use odd words.
V Performed a little penile "gavage" to Eby when no one was looking...
^ Knows my secretJohn Doe;394954 said:^ - is a peeping hather
< - enjoyed doing it
V - knows its coming
jrhather;395399 said:^ Knows my secret
< Is dreading the Sex & the City movie. Stupid whores.
V Has to go see said movie with his mother.