jrhather;341493 said:^ Types remarkably well for a man with no fingers....
< Is watching "Eric Clapton Crossroads Guitar Festival 2007" and is thinking that Jeff Beck is now second only to God.
v Is touching themselves thinking of Eric Clapton
M1A1Blaze;341647 said:^Likes to watch lillith festival too
< watching the colts play and wishing payton manning would get hit by a bus irl
v thinks they are captian america
jrhather;341675 said:^ Enjoys Appletini's with extra 'tini'...
< Likes Captain Morgan, not America and thinks Lillith Fair is a great idea...it gets 'em out of the house so us boys can get some peace!!
v Has written a ballad about the Gilmour Girls tv show...
M1A1Blaze;341747 said:^Has morgan in him, not the whiskey either
< listens to Girmour Girls ballad
v asks santa for a shiney new plunger for christmas
ParagonDancer;341788 said:^ - Has no idea why me asking for a plunger at this particular moment in time is more funny then he realizes.
< - Will tell the story of the plunger, if it is wished by the above.
V - Uses plungers for more sexual purposes.
^ has gotten laid every morning these past 2 weeks... and is finally getting used to the pain in his a&& (glad that you finally came out of the closet).jrhather;342917 said:^ Had to use a plunger to remove some Ben Wa balls this morning
< Has gotten laid every morning these past 2 weeks and is VERY proud of being able to get up that damn early to fit in the aforementioned coitus
v Wants to go to coitus on vacation some day. Also, needs a dictionary....and an atlas.
Drakull-demise;343215 said:^ has gotten laid every morning these past 2 weeks... and is finally getting used to the pain in his a&& (glad that you finally came out of the closet).
< wonders why is he needing a dictionary or an atlas (with googlemaps so available)...
v will try to explain jrhather's "irregular" sexual activities.
ParagonDancer;343243 said:^ - Is the one responsible for the pain in jhathers ass. How do you think he knows so much about it?
< - Hopefully explained the irregular sexual activities properly.
V - Got some new porno mags for Christmas.
jrhather;343244 said:^ Is seriously wishing he could join in on the Mongolian Clusterfuck that is Drakull and jrhather.....
< Is wondering how exactly to extract a copy of 40+ JUGGS from his posterior.....
v Is disgusted and want to go INTO the closet to escape all the ghey talk....
Drakull-demise;343254 said:^ Is still trying to excuse the room in the closet with the hemorroids problem.
< Loves mongolian bbq.
v is going to add a comment about how stupid all this thread is.
jrhather;343270 said:^ Agrees.
< Is debating whether or not he should stop procrastinating now or later.
V Likes to warm his harbl on his radiatorz.
ParagonDancer;390918 said:Too long has this game been sleeping!!!
^ - Consistently underestimates my ability to warm more than just my harbl on a radiatorz.
< - Is in love.
V - Is in love. With Richard Simmons.
John Doe;390989 said:*snip*
Nottheking;391704 said:^ - Has an undying secret love for me. Well, not so secret, at least any more. He also recorded this attempt at a song on YouTube, where he makes his promises to me.
< - Technically hasn't ever managed to muster the will to go through "The Fountainhead" let alone "Atlas Shrugged," but is a VERY good liar, so Eby will never know this. Just promise not to tell him, okay?
V - Probably wishes something ELSE of me. Like perhaps a wish to know how I dine, so that they may so as well. (primarily on ramen, oatmeal, and cheap pasta and sauce) But I'm not telling them.
jrhather;391751 said:^ Doesn't understand that that video isn't available in my country. Thus Youtube sucks.
< Is awake at 3:30am because of too much JD & Pepsi
V Simply won't shut up. Ever. It's impossible.
^ - Is trying REALLY HARD to get someone in trouble here, in hopes of trying to take the heat off of himself.ParagonDancer;391817 said:^ - Must have known the next poster was going to be. Hence the "V" comment.
< - Made said video with a cell phone, therefore even if you did see it, you would have absolutely no idea what I was saying. Here's a couple hints... "He is the king", "We love marshmallows."
V - Is a vampire, and whenever he/she watches the news and hears the words "It was a Blood Bath here..." they immediately jump to their feet and try to get on scene for a taste.
Nottheking;391878 said:^ - Is trying REALLY HARD to get someone in trouble here, in hopes of trying to take the heat off of himself.
< - Has switched to FOX News for the very reason that the previous poster mentioned.
V - Should be, along with the authorities, made aware of the fact that I am NOT the king, and hence, cannot rightfully be implemented in the previous poster's video. I swear it wasn't me!