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If i Give You ?!

bk0811

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

INDK;2019094 said:
I would probebly just install and play for a day and quit.


What if i gave you Madden 95 for the super nintendo

I'd sell it to gamestop for 10 cents

What if i gave you a kiss on the mouth?
 

UncleSam

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

bk0811;2019102 said:
I'd sell it to gamestop for 10 cents

What if i gave you a kiss on the mouth?

Id be Grossed out cuz i only like fat girls.


What if i gave you one of my fat girls?
 

Code Blue

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

UncleSam;2019128 said:
Id be Grossed out cuz i only like fat girls.


What if i gave you one of my fat girls?

I would tell her to lego my eggo

What if your fat girl lost weight.
 

WaRgAzM

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

I'd play on your char and make you look like a baddie.

What if I gave you Peyton Manning's address?
 

kdivers

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

WaRgAzM;2019161 said:
I'd play on your char and make you look like a baddie.

What if I gave you Peyton Manning's address?

I would visit him and all those other hockey players on his team

What if i finally had sex?
 

Stoltz

Sorceror
Re: If i Give You ?!

I would try to trade it against one of yer squirrels.

What if I gave you a bottle of air?
 

kdivers

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

WaRgAzM;2019210 said:
I'd inhale it.

What if I gave you a bottle of methane?

I'd also inhale it (except i might fall over)

What if Obama wins a second term?
 

bk0811

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

kdivers;2019214 said:
I'd also inhale it (except i might fall over)

What if Obama wins a second term?

Then I'd love America even more.

What if I gave you a can of pledge?
 

kdivers

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

bk0811;2019217 said:
Then I'd love America even more.

What if I gave you a can of pledge?

I'd poison your liberal ass

What if the Chicago Cubs won the World Series?
 

bk0811

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

kdivers;2019223 said:
I'd poison your liberal ass

What if the Chicago Cubs won the World Series?

Then I'd stab your cub loving ass.

What if you were a guy and you gave birth
 

kdivers

Knight
Re: If i Give You ?!

bk0811;2019224 said:
Then I'd stab your cub loving ass.

What if you were a guy and you gave birth

I'd go to fucking Disney World!

What if YOU were Sarah Palin's retarded baby?
 
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