Re: Have you been to Jail?
Only time I've been to jail was to drive my cousin to get his car out of impound after getting arrested coming back from Blockbuster at 10am smoking a blunt with no seatbelt on (rebel) when we were visiting our grandparents at the beach the week after graduating high school.
He ate the evidence, but they swabbed his mouth and found a piece of tobacco in his teeth and called it paraphernalia. He paid $1k of his graduation money to a lawyer, then the cop didn't show up to court and it was dismissed a month later. He had to pay some $350 to get his car back from the police as well.
Moral of the story is wear your seatbelt, don't toke and drive, or carry something liquid to wash the evidence down your cotton ball filled mouth.