<Event update!> (woot!)
Message from Lord Commander Gideon and the New Magincia Mariner's Militia:
Citizen,
I hope this message reaches you before you find yourself in peril, the Mariner's Militia woke to find a missive knifed to the cabin door this morn' aboard one of our flagships.
"You filthy ssssailorsss, why do you dessstroy my play thingsss. Thossse are MY piratesss. You have invaded my territory, and you destroy my toysss.
You will all pay the priccce. Death to you all!
-Kaitha the Siren Queen"
Please be cautious when boarding the Mermaid's Demise! Every scout we've sent in, hasn't returned.
Signed,
Lord Commander Gideon
Commander, New Magincia Mariner's Militia