Sera-hybrid
Wanderer
What Happens When There Are No Pages
Why you should be frightened when the staff gets bored:
<CNS_Sera> I'm gonna do a line of those, you know what was his name, Jeff Foxworthy or something? You might be a redneck if...
<CNS_Sera> Except it's gonna be:
<GM_psz> Dearlordwhy
<CNS_Sera> You might be a looser if..
<CNS_Sera> You know all the words to power of the 64 spells in Ultima Online
<CNS_Sera> *Words of Power
<GM_psz> You might be a Trammie if....
<CNS_Sera> there you go
<GM_psz> If your bankbox has ever been filled to capacity with neon coloured clothing....
<GM_psz> You might be a Trammie...
<GM_psz> If your house's front porch has ever collapsed due to too many snowmen....
<GM_psz> You might be a Trammie...
<CNS_Sera> You might be a Trammie...
<CNS_Sera> If your character has not moved from the front of Brit bank in 2 years.
<GM_psz> If your Guards! macro has been used more than your Vendor Buy macro, you might be a Trammie...
<GM_psz> If you've ever owned more undyed robes than weaponry, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you think that killing an Ogre is a MAJOR acheivement... You might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> You might be a Trammie if your children are starving because you donated all your money to UO Gamers for neon clothing.
<GM_psz> If you worry more about losing your Deer Mask than defaulting on a loan... you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you have EVER accused an Admin of cheating, you ARE a Trammie.
<GM_Slick> irl.
<CNS_Sera> You might be a Trammy if you have more excuses for dying than spells in your book
<GM_psz> If you've ever lost more sandals in battle than pets, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> If your character says "All Kill" more than "Corp Por", you might be a Trammy.
<GM_psz> If you've ever gotten lost trying to find your house, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you've ever considered Pub 16 the pinnacle of UO, you suck,
<CNS_Sera> If you pvp'd in Age of Shadows and considered yourself "good", you might be a Trammy.
<GM_psz> If you've ever worried more about colour coordination of your gear MORE than actual use, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> (Or an iMac owner)
<CNS_Sera> If you have more bulk order deeds than hairs on your head, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> If you spend more time hitting on female characters in UO than you do hitting on girls IRL, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you pretend to be a female character in UO, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you hate JapFace, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> >:->
<GM_psz> If you've ever spent time setting up macros to make artwork from what you speak in-game, you might be a Trammie
CNS_Ginhsoob> If you japface more than 5 times in a 2 minute conversation, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you've ever tamed enough Great Harts to be able to name them after Santa's Reindeer (including Rudolf), you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> You might be a Trammie if you wear a half apron and make sure your char is always facing forward to make it look like a mini skirt
<GM_psz> If your hair is the colour of Starburst, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you spend more than 3 RL hours in Brit Sewers to train, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> If you pay UO gold for pictures of the "female characters" you meet in game, you might be a Trammie
<GM_psz> If you honestly get a hardon because you beat a cute princess in PvP, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> If you page staff to say "I want to be a counselor because you all suck and I can do a better job", you're definately a Trammie
<CNS_Sera> Speaking of which, look at that page from No Cash Value rofl.
<GM_psz> If you've spent more time hitting on Irina than you spend in UO, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> If you by some miracle of god have a girlfriend, and turn down having sex with her because Seer Slick is throwing a quest, you might be a fucking Trammie
<CNS_Sera> If you really are female and play UO, and flirt like a whore for in game goods, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you've ever gone all night without sleep just because you heard a RUMOUR of a Tourney, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you've ever skipped work/school due to sulking that you didn't get Pure White sandles the previous day, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> If its still only the first quarter of the year and you've already used up all your sick days because of UO, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you've ever paged that you're stuck in a place surrounded by murderers and you're just a newbie...... You just very well may be.... A Trammie.
<GM_psz> <re: Most recent page>
<CNS_Sera> If you've ever considered suicide because your UO account got hacked, you are a fucking Trammie!
<CNS_Sera> If you've ever wondered how sometimes blues murder other blues within town (and not even go grey!), you, Sir, might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you've ever had more than 3 accounts on ANY single shard or OSI, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you've ever had to ask "How come I got robbed at the bank?", you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you ever use the term "pwned" IRL, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Ginhsoob> If you fail a grade because of UO, you might be a trammie.
<GM_psz> Hear hear.
<CNS_Ginhsoob> har har
<CNS_Sera> If you've threatened to quit UO Gamers 3 or more times in the last week and are still here, you might be a Trammie
<GM_psz> If you've ever broken up with you GF/BF because they beat you in PvP, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> Better yet, if you've ever used the phrase "roxxored my boxxorz", you need to shoot yourself now because you are probably a Trammie
<GM_psz> If you've EVER lost to psz in PvP without him using his GM account, QUIT UO
<GM_psz> If you've ever thought, for one micron of a second, that POL may EVER have Factions, you might be an Idiot.
Why you should be frightened when the staff gets bored:
<CNS_Sera> I'm gonna do a line of those, you know what was his name, Jeff Foxworthy or something? You might be a redneck if...
<CNS_Sera> Except it's gonna be:
<GM_psz> Dearlordwhy
<CNS_Sera> You might be a looser if..
<CNS_Sera> You know all the words to power of the 64 spells in Ultima Online
<CNS_Sera> *Words of Power
<GM_psz> You might be a Trammie if....
<CNS_Sera> there you go
<GM_psz> If your bankbox has ever been filled to capacity with neon coloured clothing....
<GM_psz> You might be a Trammie...
<GM_psz> If your house's front porch has ever collapsed due to too many snowmen....
<GM_psz> You might be a Trammie...
<CNS_Sera> You might be a Trammie...
<CNS_Sera> If your character has not moved from the front of Brit bank in 2 years.
<GM_psz> If your Guards! macro has been used more than your Vendor Buy macro, you might be a Trammie...
<GM_psz> If you've ever owned more undyed robes than weaponry, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you think that killing an Ogre is a MAJOR acheivement... You might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> You might be a Trammie if your children are starving because you donated all your money to UO Gamers for neon clothing.
<GM_psz> If you worry more about losing your Deer Mask than defaulting on a loan... you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you have EVER accused an Admin of cheating, you ARE a Trammie.
<GM_Slick> irl.
<CNS_Sera> You might be a Trammy if you have more excuses for dying than spells in your book
<GM_psz> If you've ever lost more sandals in battle than pets, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> If your character says "All Kill" more than "Corp Por", you might be a Trammy.
<GM_psz> If you've ever gotten lost trying to find your house, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you've ever considered Pub 16 the pinnacle of UO, you suck,
<CNS_Sera> If you pvp'd in Age of Shadows and considered yourself "good", you might be a Trammy.
<GM_psz> If you've ever worried more about colour coordination of your gear MORE than actual use, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> (Or an iMac owner)
<CNS_Sera> If you have more bulk order deeds than hairs on your head, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> If you spend more time hitting on female characters in UO than you do hitting on girls IRL, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you pretend to be a female character in UO, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you hate JapFace, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> >:->
<GM_psz> If you've ever spent time setting up macros to make artwork from what you speak in-game, you might be a Trammie
CNS_Ginhsoob> If you japface more than 5 times in a 2 minute conversation, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you've ever tamed enough Great Harts to be able to name them after Santa's Reindeer (including Rudolf), you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> You might be a Trammie if you wear a half apron and make sure your char is always facing forward to make it look like a mini skirt
<GM_psz> If your hair is the colour of Starburst, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you spend more than 3 RL hours in Brit Sewers to train, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> If you pay UO gold for pictures of the "female characters" you meet in game, you might be a Trammie
<GM_psz> If you honestly get a hardon because you beat a cute princess in PvP, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> If you page staff to say "I want to be a counselor because you all suck and I can do a better job", you're definately a Trammie
<CNS_Sera> Speaking of which, look at that page from No Cash Value rofl.
<GM_psz> If you've spent more time hitting on Irina than you spend in UO, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> If you by some miracle of god have a girlfriend, and turn down having sex with her because Seer Slick is throwing a quest, you might be a fucking Trammie
<CNS_Sera> If you really are female and play UO, and flirt like a whore for in game goods, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you've ever gone all night without sleep just because you heard a RUMOUR of a Tourney, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you've ever skipped work/school due to sulking that you didn't get Pure White sandles the previous day, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> If its still only the first quarter of the year and you've already used up all your sick days because of UO, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you've ever paged that you're stuck in a place surrounded by murderers and you're just a newbie...... You just very well may be.... A Trammie.
<GM_psz> <re: Most recent page>
<CNS_Sera> If you've ever considered suicide because your UO account got hacked, you are a fucking Trammie!
<CNS_Sera> If you've ever wondered how sometimes blues murder other blues within town (and not even go grey!), you, Sir, might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you've ever had more than 3 accounts on ANY single shard or OSI, you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you've ever had to ask "How come I got robbed at the bank?", you might be a Trammie.
<GM_psz> If you ever use the term "pwned" IRL, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Ginhsoob> If you fail a grade because of UO, you might be a trammie.
<GM_psz> Hear hear.
<CNS_Ginhsoob> har har
<CNS_Sera> If you've threatened to quit UO Gamers 3 or more times in the last week and are still here, you might be a Trammie
<GM_psz> If you've ever broken up with you GF/BF because they beat you in PvP, you might be a Trammie.
<CNS_Sera> Better yet, if you've ever used the phrase "roxxored my boxxorz", you need to shoot yourself now because you are probably a Trammie
<GM_psz> If you've EVER lost to psz in PvP without him using his GM account, QUIT UO
<GM_psz> If you've ever thought, for one micron of a second, that POL may EVER have Factions, you might be an Idiot.