My wife is upset at me for accidently killing a couple ducks

[ri chasu]

I just recently bought a fairly new S2000 about a month ago and we were driving it out by the lake kind of like a date. There was this line of ducks walking around so I thought it would be neat to make them scatter and fly away so I kind of drove at them while revving the engine real loud. Instead of flying away though they just look at me.
I was just trying to have a little fun here but my wife is taking it kind of seriously. This is such a bummer that I might even start playing uo again just to tune her out!

 

[das3]

No, don't tune her out! An angry wife is a source of SO much entertainment. Oh, the possibilities....

Prolly the best (and most boring) way to go about it:
- Explain, listen to how she felt about it, apologize, have awesome makeup sex.

Slightly confrontational:
- Cook her diner to make up. Canard à l'orange, Kamo no teriyaki, roasted duck, ...
- Take her out. Dance the funky chicken only.

Confrontational:
- Point out her bigotry. Refer to her shoes, cosmetic products, hunter trophies, ...
- Fake a trauma: talk like Donald Duck only, run around without pants.
- Take pride in your hunter abilities: Behead some rubber ducks, put their heads on a stick. Place 'em in your car.
- Lecture her on natures way: Chance given, those ducks would have killed you, your wife and everyone you love.

Confrontational plus:
Confrontational + try to have sex with her afterwards.

Confrontational plus plus:
Confrontational + try to have sex with her afterwards, dressed as ducks.

Over the top:
Succeed at Confrontational plus plus AND run her over with your car afterwards.

 

[Pont]

What happened to the 'good ol days' where the man would kill the duck and give it to the wife to pluck and prepare for dinner?

You know those pre-electric/mud hut/club bearing days....

 

[osd_daedalus]

Confrontational plus:
Confrontational + try to have sex with her afterwards.

Confrontational plus plus:
Confrontational + try to have sex with her afterwards, dressed as ducks.

Over the top:
Succeed at Confrontational plus plus AND run her over with your car afterwards.

You sir have just won a like Elder Scrolls style! Fishy Stick for you!

 

[SirSotam]

funniest topic ive read this month..
Yeee Pont, girls used to love a dead duck for gift!!

 

[Nottheking]

That's the first fishy stick I've seen awarded in years. And yes, achievement unlocked. And yeah, don't necessarily tune her out. Though you CAN try being a little provocative, at least.

 

[osd_daedalus]

That's the first fishy stick I've seen awarded in years.

for the truth I gave another one in the past

 

[MB]

Find and show her the Merv Griffin Set episode of Seinfeld where George runs over a squirrel and later stomps pigeons. He argues that we have a deal with those animals and it's their responsibility to get out of the way.

 

[osd_daedalus]

oh and btw...

I just recently bought a fairly new S2000 about a month ago and we were driving it out by the lake kind of like a date. There was this line of ducks walking around so I thought it would be neat to make them scatter and fly away so I kind of drove at them while revving the engine real loud. Instead of flying away though they just look at me.
I was just trying to have a little fun here but my wife is taking it kind of seriously. This is such a bummer that I might even start playing uo again just to tune her out!

you might play UO again,
but your wife should return playing Duck Hunt for NES.

 

[das3]

you might play UO again,
but your wife should return playing Duck Hunt for NES.

*snickers*

 

[osd_daedalus]

oh no! Not the laughing dog!!


Let's read again his statement...

I just recently bought a fairly new S2000 about a month ago and we were driving it out by the lake kind of like a date. There was this line of ducks walking around so I thought it would be neat to make them scatter and fly away so I kind of drove at them while revving the engine real loud. Instead of flying away though they just look at me.
I was just trying to have a little fun here but my wife is taking it kind of seriously. This is such a bummer that I might even start playing uo again just to tune her out!

so the correct pic should be something like... this

 

[Countessa]

Poor ducky

We do not approve!

 

[Bama]

Poor ducky

Just a bad year for ducks

 

[hugoboss]

I just recently bought a fairly new S2000..

you bought a Honda? and of all Hondas, you had to buy that Honda?? *snigger*

..hang on a sec, did you say something about ducks? I heard the Police investigator at the crime scene wrote in his report that he strongly suspects FOWL PLAY in their deaths...

 

[The Instigator]

Hacksaw to the chest!

 

[ri chasu]

HaHa, all good ideas. I actually went and broke out the old NES and bought duck hunt for her. I am now seriously contemplating on killing one of my neighbors chickens and asking her to cook it. They are always wandering outside his property so he would never know.

 

[Countessa]

heh

You do realize... you live with her... and you have to sleep sometime....
I wouldn't get too cocky.

 

[N0S0und0fTrace]

I totally agree with Countessa on that last note.

 

[SirSotam]

youre gonna get ganked by the ducks!