The Mookington
Sorceror
How To:
PvP.
This is a quick guide for anyone/everyone with a deficit of skill.
#1. Find an enemy.
#2. Set last target.
#3. Pick up keyboard.
#4. Roll your face across it.
Protip: be sure to hit the "magic arrow" macro many times, and periodically for no reason cast harm, weaken, clumsy, or feeblemind. These give the impression of skill, and will often force your opponent to flee.
#5. If target is still alive, repeat #4.
If by some chance you happen to die, immediately open http://www.uodemise.com/forum, click "General Discussion", click "New Thread", then title your thread "OMG". In the body of your message, describe what happened step by step, quoting numbers you couldnt possibly remember (i.e. HE HIT ME FOR 42 THEN I CASTED 7 MINI HEALS FOR 11, 12, 11, 10, 13, 11, and 12) while bending the tale to somehow make it seem like the opponent used one of the following: speedhacks, playuo, modded razor, gimp spells, gimp combos, gay combos, harm spam, MA spam, miniheal spam, ventrilo, teamspeak, KY Jelly Personal Lubricant, steroids, modded items, gay weapons, or too much brsk gear.
This is still a work in progress.. if anyone feels like adding to it, please leave a post in this thread and I will add what I see necessary to the guide.
Thank you.
PvP.
This is a quick guide for anyone/everyone with a deficit of skill.
#1. Find an enemy.
#2. Set last target.
#3. Pick up keyboard.
#4. Roll your face across it.
Protip: be sure to hit the "magic arrow" macro many times, and periodically for no reason cast harm, weaken, clumsy, or feeblemind. These give the impression of skill, and will often force your opponent to flee.
#5. If target is still alive, repeat #4.
If by some chance you happen to die, immediately open http://www.uodemise.com/forum, click "General Discussion", click "New Thread", then title your thread "OMG". In the body of your message, describe what happened step by step, quoting numbers you couldnt possibly remember (i.e. HE HIT ME FOR 42 THEN I CASTED 7 MINI HEALS FOR 11, 12, 11, 10, 13, 11, and 12) while bending the tale to somehow make it seem like the opponent used one of the following: speedhacks, playuo, modded razor, gimp spells, gimp combos, gay combos, harm spam, MA spam, miniheal spam, ventrilo, teamspeak, KY Jelly Personal Lubricant, steroids, modded items, gay weapons, or too much brsk gear.
This is still a work in progress.. if anyone feels like adding to it, please leave a post in this thread and I will add what I see necessary to the guide.
Thank you.