Re: You know your addicted to UO when...
You know you play too much UO when:
You walk smack into a door expecting Razor to open it automatically.
Every time you get a new neighbor you barricade yourself into your house with trash cans, just in case.
Someone says something and you missed what they said so you glance over at your journal to see what you missed. (Did this one myself)
Just before a long trip you stick all of your houseplants into boxes so they won't die.
You sit outside an abandoned house for days hoping to be the only one camping an obvious IDOC.
You pick up stuff in public places to see if it snaps back into place.
Your toilet is made from a plant bowl and a barrel lid.
Your fish tank is crammed full of scraps of cloth and dead fish.
You try to move tons of crap by picking it up and dropping it in front of you.
You attempt to hide in open fields, courtyards, parking lots, etc.
In lieu of paying for medical school you tear up a bunch of sheets and repeatedly jump off a roof.
You attempt to tame a grizzly bear because they don't aggro on sight any more.