Re: Working conditions
Pont;734632 said:
I highly recommend:
http://www.i-resign.com/uk/home/
Read what it has to say on this site..it may change your life.
Here are a few example resignation letters from the site:
Dear Chris
After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from
, effective November 10, 2000.
Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for you as a manager and colleague, and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for
over the past eight years; it has been a journey that has provided me an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities.
As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure.
Our path may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that
provides, but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling.
Please note that I am currently accepting applications for First Officer, if you are at all interested in applying. I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets.
Sincerely
or
Dear Crispin,
I am tendering my resignation from
crunkass.com . My short time here has been one of despair and misery. Staring into the blank, asexual, arse-chop features of my colleagues every morning has been a constant pleasure surpassed only by observing your talent for employing the talentless nerds in the first place. I'm sorry to hear that you count some of them as sushi-buddies. I can't take the post-modern deconstruction and bad dress sense any longer - I'm off. I'm taking a sabbatical in Guatemala. I've heard life's more authentic out there.
My crazy, stick-thin girlfriend awaits me outside on the Micro-Scooter.
Yours
more::
Dear Y,
I joined the Milton Keynes Gas Board as chief cleaner not to further my career in environmental engineering, but in order to gather enough evidence to prove that you are the notorious and nefarious KGB agent, "Red Thunder". Now that I have sent my dossier to MI6, my job here is done, so I may tender my resignation to you.
My suspicions were aroused when I saw you opening the new pumping station in July of 1982. You had eschewed the traditional shell-suit in favour of a mackintosh and ill-fitting trilby. That episode and your appearance on the BBC's Question-Time in 1983, when you asked Norman Tebbit whether the he thought England's cricket team could beat a Ukranian select XI, gave me the impetus to expose you.
Luckily my years watching Bond Movies and reading "Amateur Spy Monthly" have served me well and I was easily able gather evidence: the twice-weekly visits to Mrs. Biggins' House of Easy Virtue - a safe house if ever there was one; your known associations with Cambridge Graduates; the limp; unnecessary queuing at the bakery; your predilection for borscht and tearful viewing of the Battleship Potemkin. These habits alone would have been enough for me to have you arrested, but sending the plans for the North Sea gas tunnels to "Submarine Commander Boris" was your final mistake.
By the time you read this, the unmarked cars will be at your door and I will be sharing a martini with your pretty young assistant, Tatiana Shagdalova.
Yours,