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[camper]

wooooooooooo

Who beat three DUI's tonight? Me. Who drank a case of beer and slept outside in the 33 degree rain and didn't complain? Me. Who scammed Jack in the Box twice? Me. Who laid a hot philipino chick? Me. Who is the fucking man? Me. That is all.

Oh yes kids, don't drink and drive. It's bad.

 

[-CBFS-]

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Medic!!!

 

[Deepshade]

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sounds like you had a good time

 

[Andrey the Killer]

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Who is the fucking man? Me.

nice joke lol

 

[psz]

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And people wonder why the West is hated...

 

[darthjesus]

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I Must Tell The Internets!

 

[camper]

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Lol goddamn I was drunk as hell. Mods feel free to delete this any time you please, thanks.

 

[ParagonDancer]

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Last time anything remotely close to that happened to me, I drank a case of beer, passed out, and from what I can tell by the person I woke up beside, I got laid by some kind of cross between an Orc from the LOTR, and a small mule.

Oh wait, it was just YOUR SISTER!

god I miss my creative side.

 

[SiCeruS]

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Who laid a hot philipino chick? Me. .

Does this mean you laid a hot guy (philipino=man; philipina=female) chick, boy u must be really drunk man.

 

[ParagonDancer]

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Does this mean you laid a hot guy (philipino=man; philipina=female) chick, boy u must be really drunk man.

No, since he used "Philipino" and "chick" it means he just laid a really hot She-male. I'm pretty sure he was playing a game called "Who's in my mouth?"

 

[SiCeruS]

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lol

 

[camper]

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Well, while I was easily drunk enough for questionable things to happen, fortunately she is the friend of a co-worker.