Online Game Tales - Stories from a UO Thief

[Omnius]

http://onlinegametales.com/wp/

www.onlinegametales.com chronicles the adventures of Evil Lord SMuRFY, the King of Thieves and Last GOR Thief. There are currently 25 Episodes of Evil Lord SMuRFY's adventures in the Episode Guide, and a section just for the Hate Mail received.

www.onlinegametales.com would love to see more comics written by UO Players, if you want to take a shot at submitting a comic, post the pictures to photobucket or something of that natures and PM the episode to me here.

There WILL be more episodes of Evil Lord SMuRFY coming soon.

 

[Phelon]

Super Put them in the RP forum (Old Tavern) where they belong. Take your 5 lb box of attention and move to the left please.

 

[Omnius]

well they're more of a general entertainment comic than rp.

 

[Coldbeer]

nice comics man, i read 10 episodes in a row.

 

[Omnius]

Thanks, I'm glad people enjoy them.

 

[Omnius]

Does anyone have any suggestions to make the site better or for future episodes?

 

[MB]

These are great. Love the hate mail section.

 

[Omnius]

Thanks, fewer people have dared to send hate mail since the responses started being posted.

 

[MB]

I think my favorite of the lot was when your pixies killed the 2 guys and gave you an orny and inquis.

 

[Omnius]

Killing those guys with pixies was pretty funny. The entire set of circumstances and coincidence that allowed for it were awesome.

 

[Omnius]

Episode 26 – This was not a theft…
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For some reason people are always saying that I should do a Doom dungeon episode. I have no idea why they want me in Doom or what they expect to see. I am also told, quite frequently, that thieves exist to take deco from Doom.

People are always saying that I’m not a thief for stealing millions of gold worth of rares from peoples public homes but that they themselves are thieves for picking up semi-rare deco off the ground of a dungeon. Ignore the absurdity of that logic, they are thieves picking stuff off the ground that exists for them to take, and I am not when I take stuff from peoples’ public homes when they unlock it for a split second.

http://onlinegametales.com/wp/episode-guide/episode-26-this-was-not-a-theft

 

[lukin69]

I must ask, is the Evil Lord Smurfy planning on ruling Demise as well?

 

[Omnius]

Episode 27 – Evil Lord SMuRFY’s Epic Stealing Spree
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Chad Sexington announced a contest of cunning and guile. A contest of speed and stealth. A contest of style and flare. A contest of subtlety and theft.
Many of the greatest thieves of our day expressed an intent to participate, indeed I myself was intrigued by this contest.

http://onlinegametales.com/wp/episode-guide/episode-27-evil-lord-smurfys-epic-stealing-spree

 

[Omnius]

Episode 29 – Stealing the Show….

Every so often, a thief must undertake some righteous mission in pursuit of the greater good. I, Evil Lord SMuRFY, The Last GOR Thief, The King of Thieves, and Hand of Fate, have struck many blows against tax evaders. While many of these tax evaders are merely individual citizens, local bumpkins and riff raff, there are also larger tax evaders. The Golden Fang Casino is a massive Atlantic based enterprise. Better known for their monopoly on Gambling, they also dabble in real estate, entertainment and other nefarious schemes.

http://onlinegametales.com/wp/episode-guide/episode-29-stealing-the-show

 

[Omnius]

http://onlinegametales.com/wp/episode-guide/episode-31-the-return-of-the-king-of-thieves

Episode 31 is here!