Never Ending Story

[Triper99]

pulled the trigger *squirt* OMG I BOUGHT FREAKING SQUIRT GUNS!!!!

*police open fire*

 

[John-demise]

Luckily enough they were all rookies and missed. So i ran my fastest to get away, but looked down and saw...

 

[Hardstyler85]

.. A DOGSHIT. So i trip in the shit and fall with my face right down in the brown shit. Then the police got afraid of me because i smelled SO BADLY, they ran away. Now..

 

[Triper99]

my girlfriend leaves me due to the intense smell. I start hangin out with a religous cult and the give me some purple coolaid...

 

[John-demise]

As a lay on the ground slowly dying I look back on life to see if I had any regrets and then I remembered....

 

[Triper99]

that one time at band camp....

 

[John-demise]

where we were playing truth or dare. i was asked and I choose dare then I had to...

 

[Mazero]

... cut of my balls, and WOW was that a once-in-a-lifetime experience! The girls in the band laughed and I...

 

[John-demise]

snapped out of that flashback, because they were mean . As I continue to lay there slowly dying I can hear a strange voice in the background saying...

 

[Mazero]

...How much for one night with you my lady? The voice came from an old man with a wizard hat and he pointed on me. I said...

 

[John-demise]

I'M NOT A LADY!!!! But if the pay is right I just might...

 

[Hardstyler85]

.. Yet. I am a mann with NO BALLS! :S
Then he took off all his pants and..

 

[Mazero]

...Started to do the chhhhhhhhhachaaaaaa dance with his 3rd leg...

 

[Hardstyler85]

and then all the suddeny.. ALL OVER MY FACE..
i smiled and licked it up and drank it..
then he..

 

[Mazero]

...said: "Tastes like McDonalds eh?"...

 

[John-demise]

...Yep you nailed it on the head, err well my head anyway. Now that that's over with lets go down to...

 

[Hardstyler85]

.. LE ASS. And then i started licking him in the ass, and i could see he was enjoying it..

 

[John-demise]

...after he farted in my face 1 to many times I left. Disgusted with myself, I decided its time to be STRAIGHT and NOT do anything gay anymore. So, as I went to the local whore house I saw the strangest thing. It was a...

 

[Rhun-demise]

tripple nippled lady, but it might as well've been four of em as I looked down at ..