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my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

Re: my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

he hired me, too.

anyway, stop being an asshole on your staff account dude. it's unbecoming.
 

Brookly

Sorceror
Re: my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

Faction;2025136 said:
Sorry I forgot our female players might be enjoying this. Sometimes I forget their are real girls on uo not just people pretending to be for gold.

I mean regardless of whether or not there are girls who play this game and participate in thread flames, I didn't know abs and boobs had any correlation with how well you pvp?

Beware: Yoga and weightlifting are performance enhancing activities and should henceforth be banned from UO!
 
Re: my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

Suil Ban;2025158 said:
he hired me, too.

anyway, stop being an asshole on your staff account dude. it's unbecoming.

Bad choices obviously, you both got fired rofl
 

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Wanderer
Re: my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

chance21021;2024326 said:
I have no idea, you don't seem to have a doublechin or fat fingers, so i would say your possible just not in shape. i was making an assumption.

i am friends with raserei, and maybe he might be a skinny little fucker. but he's my boy and im not gonna let a bunch of fucks with no pics(not just u) mess with him.

ionno. i sleep with alot of girls who have bfs. and most of their bf's are ugly or fat.

they might think big guys can protect them. but they don't turn them on like i can.

and i know from expierience, that just cause the guy's big does not mean he can fight. i've been in quite a few fights. and i've faught a guy that weighed about 210. i just stayed back kicked his knee knee'd him in the face and choked him out and kicked the shit outta him




well from your post it seems you pray on girls with low self esteem. gj ur either a loser or your getting some nasty bitches.

fyi whats two cats to a nigga with a gat

p.s you fight like a bitch rofl. whats next kick him in the nuts? try beating the fuck out of someone not just trying to survive. or grow some balls. that is all
 

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Wanderer
Re: my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

Sheivan01;2024334 said:
chance is so skinny its fucking disgusting lol
theres no way you work out
or maybe you get your workout exercises in this magazine?

ill be bluff as hell after that workout on that ho.
 

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Wanderer
Re: my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

Raserei;2024350 said:
Alchypwn, I'm still waiting for your picture btw.

havnt been on for a minute. but already told you im not as pathetic and am not gay like you are. why do you want to see my pic. do you really think im going to take time out of my life to post a picture for some internet faggot to jack off to it? you made the mistake of posting how funny looking you are irl so of course you gave me material to talk shit about. and you gave me ALOT OF MATERIAL!!!!!!
 

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Wanderer
Re: my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

jessen13;2024441 said:
Don't forget the 112lb techno-nerd Suil giving you fashion tips. He buys all his clothes at Abercrombie & Fitch Kids.

i dont wear anything but hollister and abercrombie. its called quality. pay 70 dollars for a polo and guess what? it last 10x longer than your lil 30 dollar polo. yeah abercrombie is such a shitty company. they actually have quality.
 

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Wanderer
Re: my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

Simon Cowell;2024464 said:
WTF dude you fucking take things out of fucking context to make yourself look better! Talk about a fucking selective memory.

I couldn't pvp at the fucking time because I was doing a drawing project for a paying client. Next time you bring up shit know what the fuck you are talking about.

The only sissy pants I see is a faggot dressing up like another faggot.

Everytime you attempt to flame me you either
A: bring up the dueling where you won and had a val halbered and spammed poison
B: bring up that vent conversation


Get some new shit oh wait you don't have any


my hate of you has decreased by 15%
 

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Wanderer
Re: my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

Raserei;2024591 said:
When have I tried to brag? Alchypwn was trying to talk shit, so I called him out on it, but he backed down and won't post his now.



It was actually between me and Alchypwn.



You're such a beast sheivan :/

lol sry i havnt been on my computer for a couple of days. so i backed down? when did i agree to post a picture for a guy to look at? whats next gay porn? and fyi i dont even play uo but randomly to play poker so im not on these forums 24/7 like you are. G E T A L I F E

oh sry forgot your to hilarious looking for anyone to hangout with you in public. scare all the chicks away.
 

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Wanderer
Re: my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

Faction;2025074 said:
I think we're going to need a female only topless pics policy in the pvp forums. Who's with me?

lol you know females dont play uo.

as heavy smoker said the best.

THE INTERNET
where men are men, women are men, and little girls are the FBI!
 

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Wanderer
Re: my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

MULTI PAGE POST FTW. sry everyone im lazy and i quote and reply then hit the back button :)
 
Re: my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

chance21021;2024326 said:
I have no idea, you don't seem to have a doublechin or fat fingers, so i would say your possible just not in shape. i was making an assumption.

i am friends with raserei, and maybe he might be a skinny little fucker. but he's my boy and im not gonna let a bunch of fucks with no pics(not just u) mess with him.

ionno. i sleep with alot of girls who have bfs. and most of their bf's are ugly or fat.

they might think big guys can protect them. but they don't turn them on like i can.

and i know from expierience, that just cause the guy's big does not mean he can fight. i've been in quite a few fights. and i've faught a guy that weighed about 210. i just stayed back kicked his knee knee'd him in the face and choked him out and kicked the shit outta him

I usually never post in the PVP threads, because I'm horrible at PVP. I enjoy the humor involved in the threads, but I must say I thought this section of the forums related to UO PVP, not IRL PVP! Not only do you kick ass in game, you kick fat people's asses and then fuck their girlfriends.

Amazing.
 

Brookly

Sorceror
Re: my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

Skyfal;2025347 said:
i dont wear anything but hollister and abercrombie. its called quality. pay 70 dollars for a polo and guess what? it last 10x longer than your lil 30 dollar polo. yeah abercrombie is such a shitty company. they actually have quality.

Uhh last I saw, Hollister and Abercrombie were not considered high quality clothing, just over priced. Abercrombie clothing is notorious for falling apart in the washing machine/dryer. You pay that "$70" for the holes they put in for you and bleach stains. If you are going to talk about high quality name brand polo's you talk about Lacoste or Ralph Lauren, not clothing brand's kids wear in elementary and middle school.

Nice fail. :(
 

Antman06

Wanderer
Re: my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

Brookly;2025396 said:
If you are going to talk about high quality name brand polo's you talk about Lacoste or Ralph Lauren, not clothing brand's kids wear in elementary and middle school.Nice fail. :(

Pwned. True story.

Their clothes are obviously for kids. These clothes do not fit adults at all. Abercrombie and Hollister are the same brand anyway.
 

Brookly

Sorceror
Re: my journey through the 1v1 alchy tournament

Antman06;2025398 said:
Pwned. True story.

Their clothes are obviously for kids. These clothes do not fit adults at all. Abercrombie and Hollister are the same brand anyway.

I mean I just can't imagine wearing Hollister or Abercrombie at the age of 23 lol. I made my parents buy me that crap when I was in middle school.
 
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