My awesome idea......

[kaervek-hybrid]

My awesome idea......

So I'm thinking of making a movie, all black and white so i get government funding -> think "Clerks"....
a documentary about people making a B-movie....with healthy doses of chainsaws, zombies, and jokes about getting kicked in the groin....

 

[kaervek-hybrid]

First retarded starbucks thread?

o yeah...i am teh winner....

Irina = pwnt' starbucks style

 

[Irina]

lmao you're gay

 

[Alkiser-hybrid]

Calling someone gay when you don't know what pwnt ment.... simply stunning.

 

[Irina]

Calling someone gay when you don't know what pwnt ment.... simply stunning.

I FUCKING HATE YOU lol

I know what it means now!!!!!!! lol

 

[Alkiser-hybrid]

Now that I told you!

 

[Irina]

Now that I told you!

Fuck off...die...burn in hell forever

 

[Alkiser-hybrid]

I don't plan on dying today... Tommorow doesn't look good either.

 

[Irina]

I don't plan on dieing today... Tommorow doesn't look good either.

YOU SPELLED DYING WRONG YOU FUCKING ;A;ASLKDFJASKLDFJJJJ SHUSH


Don't make fun of me

 

[Irina]

Last edited by Alkiser : Today at 12:31 AM.


I hate you...

 

[Alkiser-hybrid]

Don't make fuck of you... I mean fun of you... right...

 

[Irina]

Don't make fuck of you... I mean fun of you... right...

"Schtop it! Schtop it, Irina!"

You shush.

 

[Alkiser-hybrid]

I'm never speaking up again, it only hurts me in the end. I'd rather be a mystery than she desert me.... Oh I'm never speaking up again, I'm never speaking up again, I'm never speaking up... again... starting now.

 

[Irina]

I'm never speaking up again, it only hurts me in the end. I'd rather be a mystery than she desert me.... Oh I'm never speaking up again, I'm never speaking up again, I'm never speaking up... again... starting now.

A song...

Always a song.

 

[Alkiser-hybrid]

One more thing, why is it my fault? So maybe I try to hard, but its all because of this desire... I just wanna be liked, I just wanna be funny. Looks like the jokes on me, so call me captain backfire.

 

[Irina]

"Everynight I fall asleep with you
and I wake up alone"

 

[Alkiser-hybrid]

How could I forget.. Momma said, 'Think Before Speaking!'

Half of what I say is sincere and half is put on; the trick is realizing there's truth in the joke, and vise versa.

 

[Mr.Mischief]

Irina seems awfully bitter tonight.. all the cursing and whatnot.

 

[Ataris]

shouldnt there be a whole nother section called "irinas and alkisers section" ?

 

[kaervek-hybrid]

But seriously...

You guys really wouldnt go see a movie called "Albino Alien Chainsaw Nuns"?

I'm very let down... an intellectually stimulating title like that can't be passed up...

and Alk = my hero irl.... I'm already going on that MTV plastic surgery show so I can be augmented to be like him..... that and to get a chainsaw arm like Ash from "Army of Darkness".....

I used the word chainsaw five times in this thread! That's 5 more than ANY other thread! I win again! holy teh crap!

(and Irina...its ok to be blinded with jealousy because I thought up an awesome idea for a movie and you didnt, deep breathing may help you work through the denial)

chainsaw...

6 times bitches! 6 times!