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Magery Militia

Magery Militia

Are you tired of your guild leader yelling at you?

Being called useless?

Never receiving a single cross-heal from guild members?

Are even the new 14 year old virgin recruits not listening to a single word you ever say?

Do your feeble PvP and guild leadership efforts go unnoticed on an hourly basis?

If you answered 'yes' to one or more of these questions, they you're a loser.

If however you are kewl, why not try applying to the Unfa[-+]hful's Magery Militia today!?

Benefits include:
-BRSK armor upgrades
-Cross heals
-Validation
-Dental
-Lots of laughter (l o l)
-Half nude shots of Tempest

If you think you're a good candidate, send a PM to either myself or Hyphy Train on the forums, filling out the following application:

1. How do you handle shit talk?
2. Are you mature?
3. In life what interests you more, you're own personal gain or that of your friends?
4. How long have you played UO?
5. How long have you played on UO: Demise?
6. What are some of your in game aliases?
7. Previous guilds of yours?
8. How many months / years PvP experience do you have?

Note: We are currently accepting what we call "a lost cause" (a player we will give a complete gameplay makeover to)
 

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Re: Magery Militia

TheForgottenOne;610749 said:
So where are these "treeouts" ?

You need to fill out and PM me your application. After thoroughly reading through we will consider contacting you for treeout information

Preliminary's are tough, you've been forewarned
 

gugutz

Knight
Re: Magery Militia

I already have a guild, but i'm extremely interested in:

-Half nude shots of Tempest

The full nude ones i got aren't working anymore.
I think they lack the "mistery" factor. :<
 

gans

Wanderer
Re: Magery Militia

did you guys need menber for fight vs itp lol
zen lost for then so they open mass recruit lol
 

D-Nox

Knight
Re: Magery Militia

actually i didnt like this one :p
maybe i have no sense of humor... or maybe im just a straight guy.
maybe not....
 
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