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Lungust Thread Hevar!

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Lungust Thread Hevar!

Were not gonna play any game just post random Nonsense.

Ill go :


Chicken salad doesnt make sense, Why the fuck would one want grapes and peanuts on a sandwich that has chicken and mayonaise in it? Its almost as nasty as that time I at the tortilla chip with cinnamon on it, Or that time I ate school pudding and it tasted like Human Waste. In a nutshell the New Chicken salad market fresh sandwich at arbys is a peice of shit. Hell if I was the ceo of arbys id put a 45 lb beef and cheddar sandwich on a the dollar menu.<-- That would rule!
 

Cantsayb

Wanderer
I was thinking to myself this afternoon about something that has been bothering me for quite some time now, Republicans and Democrats. Over my very short life I have come to the conclusion that both of these parties are completely corrupt and are not worth anyone's time except for those who wish to cater to the corrupt. Even though I lean heavily to the right and I fully support capitalism and the degradation of the polar ice caps I have to say that Republicans are bending in the wind to the will of the Dems and Super Liberals . I am especially annoyed by the sheer amount of crap that they will allow to get through. My example is Arnold. When the man first started campaigning and speaking I was rather impressed, I was amazed that a person coming from Hollywood could seem to be completely truthful and lean to the right at the same time. He promised that he would repeal the bill proposed by Gray Dufus that would allow illegal aliens to obtain drivers licenses from their local DMV, this appealed to me. Now the fellow is in full support of SB 1160.

My beef with the Dems is a little more direct. They are Socialists, Maoists, Marxists, and Communists. I stand firm that anyone who thinks that spending billions on the welfare system will make anything better. (And DO NOT even say that i am not being "compassionate," I have been there) I am directly hateful towards Hillary Clinton.

This woman is pushing for a "universal healthcare plan" that would ruin the American way and the American economy. MY example, England, & Canada, did you know that American clinics, doctors, and praticies near the Canadian border actually advertise in Canada. Why you ask? Because the wait in Canada is MONTHS for a simple check-up at the doctors office so the Canadians go to the US for healthcare. Why? You ask again, because they have a universal healthcare system that will "help" everyone. How can something like that help anyone? Lets role-play for a second: You are a Canadian and you wake up one morning and are sick, you go to the local "doctors" office and ask when the next appointment is available, they happily say that the next appointment open is August 15th. You return home happily thinking to yourself that you are so lucky to have "free" healthcare. Hold on, wait a minute...It is early June...Oh well, what luck to have such a lovely healthcare system.



that is mine.
 

Booshnig

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Me Getting PK'ed at East Brit

One day, whilst walking through the forest, much an assassin of the player appeared. Exijiram that I pay to much gold its backpacks. I refused smoothly, but I was later complimented with a "Hail and a Well-Met!" I hesitated, but accepted the liquid of cleanness of the toilet, and started to extract venom of the foot of it's. After to have installed the liquid of cleanness of the carpet, I recieved an error of the virtual memory that informs me that dandurf can cause sensations itching. Thus I asked for Swedish fucker a spendthrift, and started to function so quickly to the bakery as I could. I started to buy hundreds of armazen-bought keys and shoved the all in my pants. After to have appreciated the scene of the watermelon, I delivered cornbread to the uncle Remus, and TarBaby was very abliged. Good Newbie Of The Game. Possessed person Later.

possessed person
later.
 

Booshnig

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Looks like a good excuse...

Looks like a good excuse to rant! ^_^" (you can do any japface with a Booshnig official japface liscense!)

What I really don't get is those stupid televised "Help the poor kids in Africa" contribution things. They're using cheap tactics of making americans feel bad by showing us anorexic kids who probably spend time worshipping Britney Spears in their idle hours, when they aren't being showcased on national television. And it's such a scam irl, because if you listen carefully you can hear how badly they're scamming us. "For every dollar we receive, 80 cents of that will go towards these needy kids in Africa/some other third-world country." - Direct quote about the 80 cents thing from an ad a few nights ago.

And why are these fucking morons even making babies? If they're barely able to keep themselves alive why should they decide to make more mouths to feed? Honestly! They think we're feeling bad because these little kids can suck in their stomaches long enough to make people think you can always see their ribs. And even then we get spammed on late-night television by these newbs! They don't seem to mention the rich presidents and shit that wander around, or the fact that half of those kids are going to grow up and become fucking terrorists, then run around and kamikaze our buildings and shit.

So why do these morons keep doing this televised scam?

For the kids?

No.

For God? Which they often preach about like: "God gave me a message, a message that I should help the little kids of Afghanistan get food."

No!

Not for any of that crap they so willingly preach about. No.

They do it for the fucking 20 cents a day. Because they 20 cents a day turns into their millions, their mansions, their brand name gucci business suits, all that bullshit.

Non-profit company my ass. At least televangelists don't try to make you spend your money on them, they just want you to sit there and listen to them ramble on and on about God.


Ahh, good rant. +_+
 
I was wondering why African Americans call themselves niggers because it was an insult from white men. So why do they do that is my question? It would be like white people calling each other honkeys or crackers. Mabye homosexuals should call each other faggots. Mabye Mexicans should call each other spicks. Maybe asians should call each other chinks. Just a thought :D
 

Cantsayb

Wanderer
Bologna Is Good said:
I was wondering why African Americans call themselves niggers because it was an insult from white men. So why do they do that is my question? It would be like white people calling each other honkeys or crackers. Mabye homosexuals should call each other faggots. Mabye Mexicans should call each other spicks. Maybe asians should call each other chinks. Just a thought :D
correction they call each other niggas'
 

Mr.Mischief

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Bologna Is Good said:
I was wondering why African Americans call themselves niggers because it was an insult from white men. So why do they do that is my question? It would be like white people calling each other honkeys or crackers. Mabye homosexuals should call each other faggots. Mabye Mexicans should call each other spicks. Maybe asians should call each other chinks. Just a thought :D

We should call them all slaves. :/
 
Osiris said:
Al Sharpton for president! holy god could you imagine that? He would hold a genocide for all caucasian Americans.
LoL that made me laugh irl. I couldnt beleive that he got to take part in the primaries. I hate democrats liberal fuckin values. I just hate it!! John Kerry is a faggot irl gonna allow homo marriages which is complete BS. Im gonna vote for Bush irl sir.
 
Some other random bullshit I wanted to say. Anyone here watch poker or play poker?? If so do you think its a game based on luck or skill. I beleive it is a skill game. The same people make it very far in the tournaments. I think that poker is 75% skill and 25% luck. You can still get a "fuck in the ass" or a bad beat like having four of a kind and getting beat by a straight flush (yes I saw that happen one time it was hillarious). Memorizing Odds and Reading people are things that proffessional poker players do and they make it pretty far in the tournaments and they make a living off of playing cards in casinos. So guys what do yall think Poker is skill or luck?
 

Booshnig

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Poker is like two gm axxers withought healing and holding halberds fighting each other, unable to move, stuck right fucking next to each other. That's a fight I really want to watch...
 

Que Cee

Sorceror
I don't know if it's national conspiracist week of stupidity or what, but it seems every damn channel has shit with "space aliens", "secret organizations", "alleged cover-ups", or some other "mysterious" bullshit today.

Everyone is all: "woah, an you eff oh hath landed in meh y4rd, teh milla tary wuz all stfu newbz or w3 stab yer face!!eleven!1"

If "space crafts" and whatnot were crash landing/raiding/stealing our hyrdogen/raping 19 year old farmers in the midwest/abducting bystanders/mutilating cows/being alien-like. . . do people really believe the government would openly admit it? I think not, not all at once anyways.

Imagine the panic that would coincide with an official report stating something along the lines of: "We are obligued to inform the American people, that the majority of you have actually been breeding with "space aliens", your light bulbs record all telephone conversations you have, the airspace surrounding your property belongs to beings from another world, the washing machine is other worldly intelligence, et cetra. . ."

Anyone believing there is no secret organizations is a damn fool, almost as badly as the ones inquestioning their tooth brush every morning of "WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?"

I just want 'em to quit cramping up the television, asap.
(I hate television, long live the radio - as long as it remembers the oldies :( )
 
Also I dont know who I am gonna vote for...If theres a president saying he will try to legalize pot then ill vote for him other than that I really dont care.
 
Osiris said:
Also I dont know who I am gonna vote for...If theres a president saying he will try to legalize pot then ill vote for him other than that I really dont care.
LoL funny you say that my gov teacher told me that some woman from New Hampshire or somewhere gets on the ticket and her only stance is the legalization of mary jane. I dunno she prolly dont have enough votes to get on ballots in other states or something like that. I dunno how it all works but there are organizations that are for that.
 

treehouse

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My crazy night...
So me and my buddy hit up this liquor store that is supposed to be cool and not card... but it turns out the crazy asian that runs the plays won't sell shit (sucks I'm only 17 and I don't want to shell out 50 bucks for a nice fake ID). So... as any logical 17 year old would do I hit up a guy outside for help. He goes in and gets me two handles of everclear and I am greatful, so I give him a tip. All the sudden he gives me a whole life story about how he just moved to Houston from Atlanta and needs a hook up with a powder dealer. Well l know a few people so I get his number... now the question is to get involved in the whole coke dealing scene or just stick with my mild designer drugs.
 

Que Cee

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If you get involved watch your shit, closely. Before you realize it you'll be in over your head, and possibly under everyone elses feet.
 
treehouse said:
My crazy night...
So me and my buddy hit up this liquor store that is supposed to be cool and not card... but it turns out the crazy asian that runs the plays won't sell shit (sucks I'm only 17 and I don't want to shell out 50 bucks for a nice fake ID). So... as any logical 17 year old would do I hit up a guy outside for help. He goes in and gets me two handles of everclear and I am greatful, so I give him a tip. All the sudden he gives me a whole life story about how he just moved to Houston from Atlanta and needs a hook up with a powder dealer. Well l know a few people so I get his number... now the question is to get involved in the whole coke dealing scene or just stick with my mild designer drugs.
Its a bad buisness man kinda sketchy how he asks you about powder your only 17. Could be an undercover cop I wouldnt fuck with it if I was you.
 
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