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[LOL GUYS ONLY] Do you use lotion during "you time?"
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Re: [LOL GUYS ONLY] Do you use lotion during "you time?"
For one, there's not always a towel or article of clothing like a t-shirt or dirty sock available nearby for post-masturbation clean up. In that case, lotion use goes down drastically because it's just too much effort to get up out of the chair and find some absorbent material.
Secondly, lotion in the bottle as-is, is usually colder than the already air-conditioned room temperature. Who really wants a blob of cold lotion on their member?, my guess those people are in the minority.
Thirdly, lotion use increases the sound of faping. This can be cause for concern if you've got family or friends in nearby rooms (or the same room in some cases, and don't want to alert said persons).
Fourthly, having lotion on one's hand(s) is detrimental to typing on the keyboard or using the mouse. (If you know a right-handed person that has become proficient with typing on a keyboard or using a mouse with only their left hand-- chances are good he or she got that skill during fap-attacks.)
Fifthly, even if you do have a towel or dirty sock nearby, in the end there's just so much liquid around that even despite your best efforts, it's unlikely you'd be able to get all of the lotion off your hand(s) in the end.
Sixthly, consider this scenario... one's plan is to masturbate and then eat some food with your hands (chips, cookies, popcorn, etc)... even if you were able to get past consideration # 5 above, you're still likely to have a very moist hand(s) that probably smell of lavender or coconut, etc. Who wants to eat with their hand(s) in this situation? Not me! Unless this person has some sort of hand-washing abilities on hand, near the computer, it simply won't work. Walking to the washroom for a proper hand-washing inside a sink is just too much labor intensive. *These people can usually also be identified by the large # of plastic bottles laying around which are convenient for urination. Why make a trip all the way to the washroom every time you gotta pis? Instead you can fill up two or three bottles, then make one trip later on when the time is right and poor it all down the sink. Think of all the water you're saving not flushing the toilet after every urination! That's real monetary savings from reduced water use.. and you're helping the environment!.. win/win!
Seventhly, unless you're fapping more than the average 4 times a day.. you know, morning, before lunch, before dinner, and one to help you get to sleep at bedtime... then you shouldn't have a problem with skin breakdown of the pleasure organ. Sure there will be people who have death grips and other medical/physical conditions, in which case it's recommended to use some kind of lubricant. * Notice here the idea is to masturbate before meals. It get's a bit more difficult if you've eaten a large sugary/carbohydrate meal first, as this usually makes people sleepy once their sugar high crashes (carbohydrates basically = sugar.)
Eightly, if all you have is lavender scented lotion from your sister or mother's washroom/bedroom.... most people would rather not go about the rest of the day with a lavender scented pleasure organ and/or hand(s).
Ninethly, lotion usually dosen't just appear out of thin air. It costs money, and if the typical person used lotion during every fap-attack, the monetary cost could quickly accumulate.
Tenthly, If you're a male and buying lotion at the store.... you know it's sort of got the same stigma as buying tampons... it dosen't matter if the cashier is a woman or a guy, when they scan that bottle of lotion, you can be sure they already know for what nefarious purpose you're buying the lotion for.. and if they don't verbalize their thoughts, you can tell what they are thinking just by that look on their face. You can try to avoid this by buying lotion branded for babies, but if you're a regular customer and the cashier has never seen you buy other baby supplies or bring in an infant, then this cover is not likely to be effective.
Eleventhly, time is usually of the essence. We've got jobs or school or church; we've got family and friends and pets that require our attention. Movies to watch and games to play. (Now that football season has begun... well half-time only lasts so many minutes.)
How many times have any of you felt pressured to hurry up and finish your strokin' motion' because your buddy kept calling/instant messaging/yelling at you in vent to hurry up so ya'll could make it in time to the Harry Potter book release or pwned some newbs in UO? Think about it this way, if you used lotion during ever fap attack, and you have fap attacks on average four times a day, seven days a week, 52 weeks a year.. and let's say on average you add an extra 30 seconds to clean up duty once you're done. At the end of one year, that's almost 13 hours GONE from your life. At the very LEAST that's 13 hours extra you could have spent on the strokin' motion' instead of using a dirty sock to clean your hand(s), pleasure organ, chair, computer desk + keyboard/mouse and/or monitor screen.
*Inventor's Idea Corner-- whoever invents a reusable lotion for fap-attacks will become a multiple-millionaire.
For one, there's not always a towel or article of clothing like a t-shirt or dirty sock available nearby for post-masturbation clean up. In that case, lotion use goes down drastically because it's just too much effort to get up out of the chair and find some absorbent material.
Secondly, lotion in the bottle as-is, is usually colder than the already air-conditioned room temperature. Who really wants a blob of cold lotion on their member?, my guess those people are in the minority.
Thirdly, lotion use increases the sound of faping. This can be cause for concern if you've got family or friends in nearby rooms (or the same room in some cases, and don't want to alert said persons).
Fourthly, having lotion on one's hand(s) is detrimental to typing on the keyboard or using the mouse. (If you know a right-handed person that has become proficient with typing on a keyboard or using a mouse with only their left hand-- chances are good he or she got that skill during fap-attacks.)
Fifthly, even if you do have a towel or dirty sock nearby, in the end there's just so much liquid around that even despite your best efforts, it's unlikely you'd be able to get all of the lotion off your hand(s) in the end.
Sixthly, consider this scenario... one's plan is to masturbate and then eat some food with your hands (chips, cookies, popcorn, etc)... even if you were able to get past consideration # 5 above, you're still likely to have a very moist hand(s) that probably smell of lavender or coconut, etc. Who wants to eat with their hand(s) in this situation? Not me! Unless this person has some sort of hand-washing abilities on hand, near the computer, it simply won't work. Walking to the washroom for a proper hand-washing inside a sink is just too much labor intensive. *These people can usually also be identified by the large # of plastic bottles laying around which are convenient for urination. Why make a trip all the way to the washroom every time you gotta pis? Instead you can fill up two or three bottles, then make one trip later on when the time is right and poor it all down the sink. Think of all the water you're saving not flushing the toilet after every urination! That's real monetary savings from reduced water use.. and you're helping the environment!.. win/win!
Seventhly, unless you're fapping more than the average 4 times a day.. you know, morning, before lunch, before dinner, and one to help you get to sleep at bedtime... then you shouldn't have a problem with skin breakdown of the pleasure organ. Sure there will be people who have death grips and other medical/physical conditions, in which case it's recommended to use some kind of lubricant. * Notice here the idea is to masturbate before meals. It get's a bit more difficult if you've eaten a large sugary/carbohydrate meal first, as this usually makes people sleepy once their sugar high crashes (carbohydrates basically = sugar.)
Eightly, if all you have is lavender scented lotion from your sister or mother's washroom/bedroom.... most people would rather not go about the rest of the day with a lavender scented pleasure organ and/or hand(s).
Ninethly, lotion usually dosen't just appear out of thin air. It costs money, and if the typical person used lotion during every fap-attack, the monetary cost could quickly accumulate.
Tenthly, If you're a male and buying lotion at the store.... you know it's sort of got the same stigma as buying tampons... it dosen't matter if the cashier is a woman or a guy, when they scan that bottle of lotion, you can be sure they already know for what nefarious purpose you're buying the lotion for.. and if they don't verbalize their thoughts, you can tell what they are thinking just by that look on their face. You can try to avoid this by buying lotion branded for babies, but if you're a regular customer and the cashier has never seen you buy other baby supplies or bring in an infant, then this cover is not likely to be effective.
Eleventhly, time is usually of the essence. We've got jobs or school or church; we've got family and friends and pets that require our attention. Movies to watch and games to play. (Now that football season has begun... well half-time only lasts so many minutes.)
How many times have any of you felt pressured to hurry up and finish your strokin' motion' because your buddy kept calling/instant messaging/yelling at you in vent to hurry up so ya'll could make it in time to the Harry Potter book release or pwned some newbs in UO? Think about it this way, if you used lotion during ever fap attack, and you have fap attacks on average four times a day, seven days a week, 52 weeks a year.. and let's say on average you add an extra 30 seconds to clean up duty once you're done. At the end of one year, that's almost 13 hours GONE from your life. At the very LEAST that's 13 hours extra you could have spent on the strokin' motion' instead of using a dirty sock to clean your hand(s), pleasure organ, chair, computer desk + keyboard/mouse and/or monitor screen.
*Inventor's Idea Corner-- whoever invents a reusable lotion for fap-attacks will become a multiple-millionaire.
DragonSlayer69r
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Re: [LOL GUYS ONLY] Do you use lotion during "you time?"
Queer.
Rhadam;2123943 said:
Queer.
