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Iron Bowl 2010

TheRealPhil

TheRealPhil

Sorceror
HUSH IT WOMAN! I said i was busy and didn't have time for all that mess!
The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
Why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans
And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky
Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause no one likes you monkey boy.
 
Bama

Bama

Bug Huntress
silvertiger said:
Thank God for the playoff system.
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The problem with the playoff system is picking the 4 teams to play in the playoffs
There will always be the 5th team that "should" be in the playoffs
So the fix is add more games?

I like the playoff system but it needs to be fixed a bit

The other problem with the playoff system is the cost to the players families
Your son plays on a team which is in the playoffs
You buy tickets to his (1st) game and make reservations for transportation and hotel that's fine because if it was the old system you did the same thing
With the playoff system you need to also buy tickets and make more reservations to the (2nd) championship game

I know what is the problem right?

Problem: When you have college players asking coaches for money so there Mama can pay the power bill (see Tunsil and Ole Miss) where do these parents get this money for playoff games?

TheRealPhil said:
I WAS SAYING ADD AGAIN!
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Try to keep up we are talking about the new playoff system now
 
silvertiger

silvertiger

Knight
Pay college players... Min and max salaries with restrictions to how many max you can have. So like all your scholarship players get paid min. All your starters get paid little more. Select 5 players get paid more. Offensive, defensive, and special teams captain's get paid more. Problem solved.
 
Bama

Bama

Bug Huntress
silvertiger said:
Pay college players
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They need to pay them
Saying they get a free academic ride is nonsense they need to stop using that excuse

The amount of money college football makes off the backs of free labor is crazy


Last year Saban had 99 different players on the team
If he took the money he made from coaching in 2015 and gave each one of his players 50K he would still pocket over 3KK
He like many other coaches had his house bought and paid for by Boosters
Meanwhile
http://www.clarionledger.com/story/...dmits-taking-money-ole-miss-coaches/83683484/

Gus made close to 4KK last year that is roughly 2KK per SEC win

College football and the NFL also need to stop suspending players for smoking pot
The crap "Team Doctors" give to players to get them on the field to play is far worse than smoking pot
 
Bama

Bama

Bug Huntress
When you can't make 1st downs
When you can't score touchdowns
When you can't stop the other team from scoring
Of course your "Special Teams" will get a lot of work

Auburn So Special
 
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