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game:inspirid by funny pictures

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Binky :)

Wanderer
Re: game:inspirid by funny pictures



Something wet
 
Darc Abyss

Darc Abyss

Sorceror
Re: game:inspirid by funny pictures

kdivers;1834907 said:
Yea, this is from the Hustler film Nalin Palin


Ummmmm.... special olympics!
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I don't have a picture yet... but I would bone the shit out of her
 
amish_ned

amish_ned

Sorceror
Re: game:inspirid by funny pictures

CLARIFICATION!!!

How to Perform a Donkey Punch

It may be one of the rarest of all moves under the sexual umbrella, but it does exist. The Donkey Punch as gained fame as of late, but few know how to execute the move. Follow these steps and you'll be Donkey Punching in no time.


Instructions
Difficulty: Challenging
Step
1 For this move to work, you'll have to enter your partner from the back. Sex experts call this method "doggy-style."
Step
2 The person in the dominant "doggy" position should thrust in and out of their partner until the point of climax.
Step
3 Once the person thrusting in and out is about to climax, he is to "punch" his partner in the back of the head, just hard enough to make the person on all fours clench their body in reflex. The clench will bring on a fabulous sensation.

Tips & Warnings
Make sure your partner is aware of your Donkey Punching plans. Never mix up the donkey punch and reach around, and punch someone in the face. This could cause a nose bleed and thats no fun. While the element of surprise is key to the Punch, you don't want to freak anyone out either.
While it might make sense when you're in the moment, it's not clobberin' time. Don't pound your partner in the head with all your might, you could do major damage. Also never use the Falcon Punch in a sexual manuever, this could cause internal bleeding as well as broken vertebra if done properly.

Have fun with it: a swift and firm, but playful punch to the back of the skull is all you need.





Racism....
 

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kdivers

kdivers

Knight
Re: game:inspirid by funny pictures

amish_ned;1835687 said:
CLARIFICATION!!!

How to Perform a Donkey Punch

It may be one of the rarest of all moves under the sexual umbrella, but it does exist. The Donkey Punch as gained fame as of late, but few know how to execute the move. Follow these steps and you'll be Donkey Punching in no time.


Instructions
Difficulty: Challenging
Step
1 For this move to work, you'll have to enter your partner from the back. Sex experts call this method "doggy-style."
Step
2 The person in the dominant "doggy" position should thrust in and out of their partner until the point of climax.
Step
3 Once the person thrusting in and out is about to climax, he is to "punch" his partner in the back of the head, just hard enough to make the person on all fours clench their body in reflex. The clench will bring on a fabulous sensation.

Tips & Warnings
Make sure your partner is aware of your Donkey Punching plans. Never mix up the donkey punch and reach around, and punch someone in the face. This could cause a nose bleed and thats no fun. While the element of surprise is key to the Punch, you don't want to freak anyone out either.
While it might make sense when you're in the moment, it's not clobberin' time. Don't pound your partner in the head with all your might, you could do major damage. Also never use the Falcon Punch in a sexual manuever, this could cause internal bleeding as well as broken vertebra if done properly.

Have fun with it: a swift and firm, but playful punch to the back of the skull is all you need.





Racism....
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Auschwitz GO!
 
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