Re: Favorite Super Troopers quotes
Farva: License and registration... chicken ******.
Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
[to Farva]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dipa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents and look how much you get.
T*****: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I'll just take a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Literacola? Do we sell literacola?
[to Farva]
Dimpus Burger Guy: What's a literacola?
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for…
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: …give me my ****ing cola!
T*****: It stinks like sex in here.
T*****: Are you okay?
College Boy 2: Yeah, sure.
T*****: Yes sir?
College Boy 2: Yes sir.
T*****: No, did you say "yes sir."?
Rabbit: I think he said "yeah, sure."
College Boy 1: What'd you say man?
College Boy 2: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."
T*****: So you are okay then?
College Boy 2: Yes sir.
[sounds like "yeah sure"]
Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had.
Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.
Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man.
Officer Smy: [to Ursula] If you were my wife, I'd take you down a peg or two.
[to Foster]
Officer Smy: Hey douche bag.
Foster: [to Ursula] If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet 'til you fell asleep.
Ursula: Nice try.
Farva: Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like *** but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.
T*****: Who wants a moustache ride?
German Woman: I do, I do!
German Man: Oooh, I vant von too!
Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
T*****: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.
Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva: It's powdered sugar.
Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar.
Farva: It's delicious.
Rabbit: Oh, look, a bar of soap. (lifting soap out of coffee)
Farva: oohoohoh ****. I got you good, you ******.
Farva: Come on, T*****, what game are you playing here? I can say "meow". I can say "moo". For twenty bucks, I'll call the guy a "chicken ******".
[Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup ]
Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac?
Mac: Good enough... to ****... your mother.
Foster: You crapped on my heart.
Farva: It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars.
T*****: What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Farva: I'd buy a ten million dollar car.
T*****: That's fine I'd still pull you over.
Farva: Bull ****. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away.
[Farva pulls off ticket from cup and pop spills all over him from the hole behind the ticket]
Farva: Stupid burger punk.
[a man appears to be having sex with a bear in the woods]
Officer Smy: Bear... bear******, do you need assistance?
Complaining Fan: Will you move that gigantic cotton candy?
Local Officer Rando: [hits man with cotton candy] How's the view from sugar heaven, *****?
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: A litre o' cola.
T*****: Just order a large, Farva.
Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a ******* litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: I don't know what that is.
Farva: Litre is French for give me some ****ing cola before I break vous ****ing lips!
