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AMUSE ME!

Sam-hybrid

Sam-hybrid

Knight
Re: AMUSE ME!

Sir Elton John;1371995 said:
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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
 
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zimzorz

Wanderer
Re: AMUSE ME!

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat, Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
 
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beelzebub

Knight
Re: AMUSE ME!

when i was a young black girl i traveled the seven seas in search of a lonely hearted vagina to fill with my big toe.

in the middle of michigan, i found a young lass, her name was peter. now upon meeting her, the first thing i noticed was her slightly mishapen, and massively oversized adams apple.

this threw me off guard, but i went with it anyways, cuz you know, she was a hot little chassy.

anyways, im fucking her in the ass (she said she doesnt like it vaginally) when i reach around to rub her clit when i realized that there was no clit at all! there was, in fact, a set of large hairy testicles.

Surprised by what i had found, i felt around (not losing a beat in my hot anal sexcapade) but to my surprise, i found no penis!

"MY GOD!" i screamed, removing my member from her blown out hole, "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? YOUR NOT A WOMAN" I shouted.

thats when i woke up and realized i had somehow managed to tuck my dick between my legs, and stick the head of my cock into my own anus.


and that, my friends, was the most amazing dream i've ever had.
 
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