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[Pepsi_Rox]

There are 2 rules.
1. Add only 1 sentence with your post.
2. You may not post back-to-back.

I will start it out.

Once upon a time on a server called UOGamers Hybrid. There lived a player named Bob who owned a magnificent beetle named Alfred. One day Afred went on an adventure. All the while Bob frantically checked his followers and realized he still had a chance to find his friend. Then, it hit him. Alfred was no ordinary beetle, it was what was inside his pack that made him special.

 

[-rhythm-]

I bola d Alfred and killed his beetle inside the beetle I found myself a penis box

 

[Boomshakalaka]

I orgasmically came at the mere sight of the penis inside the box, ending all notion of what was once a hybrid mare.

 

[-rhythm-]

if anyone obtains a hybrid mare above 525 str i will buy it from them skype:daddycaneisbad

 

[Boomshakalaka]

after resurrecting, bob found a hybrid mare above 525 strength but did not report to dylan on skype because dylan can't play that well.

 

[White Lotus]

So bob made alfred impregnate the hybrid mare giving birth to hybrid beetles.

 

[Boomshakalaka]

These hybrid beetles were awesome, making quick work of all of holy with a simple tap of his forearms.

 

[-rhythm-]

boom shakalaka has little for arms, hes also insecure about his charcter name and scared to tell anyone due to the verbal abuse he would then receive

 

[tompetty.69]

boom shakalaka hides under a secret alias and pretends to be shini

 

[Boomshakalaka]

Looks like google translate from 'retard to english' is broken again, said bob.

 

[-rhythm-]

loooks like boomshakalaka is a retard said tom petty

 

[Boomshakalaka]

at least I can make my own insults up and tom petty shouldn't speak of retards, when all he has to do is look in a mirror to meet one.

 

[ChaseyWasey]

iris needs a penile enlargement.

 

[-rhythm-]

so does boom shakalaka

 

[tompetty.69]

chase sleeps with his sister

 

[Pepsi_Rox]

After the penis measuring contest concluded, Bob sat silently stroking his e-go typing "showladder" until the spam queue reached 30 seconds, then he came.

 

[Boomshakalaka]

Fortunately for dylan, he saw what was happening and quickly placed his face in the line of the penis to be coated in a nice new coat of cum

 

[-rhythm-]

LUCKILY dylan quickly moves out of the way for boomshakalaka to get a good ol facial then, i turned around asked him to 2vs2-5vs5 for gold and he quickly dodges like he was playing for the brooklyn dodgers with no name or number on his jersey

 

[Boomshakalaka]

Boomshakalaka realizes that dylan has no material for himself, and then realizes why we should bring our friends into the matter when boomshakalaka only needs himself to slay the gay fat dylan.

 

[-rhythm-]

dylan realizes he can just ask 1vs1 for mils, and boom shakalaka will still dodge