Lol bro, u calling me fat is funny, nothing more nothing less. Like I said why don't u get on Skype video and bring ur so called girlfriend I'll prove to you both many things I'll show off my wife too. You will get jealous broLol.
I wonder what it would be like to live in your fantasy world for 1 day.
You realize you're a fat ugly ass dude who looks like Shrek?
That's why you're married to a real life ogre lord.
Lol!