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DEMISE 2020 PREDICTIONS!

Please dont get it personal :)
Feel free to add your predictions!

1- Balin is still the best pvper which doesnt use hacks
2- Two Wolves is rolep laying with his 4 accounts
3- pokerman and wesmiley are married and happy because their state just recognized the homossexual union.
4- Ntk is still stting on his pc browsing the web about how the world works
5- Fe has now 45673456kk and is still playing his crafter
7- oaks now weights 23456kg and can only move with the help of a bulldozer
8- uome got from ryan the right to own as much houses as he wish per account and is now trying to have all sosaria houses decorated by him
9- bile farted to death
10- D-Nox Seer and now Tommy Lee Rola are all seeing the same girl
11- Howl Killed New Deity after a heated sex act and Marxist debate
12- Vlado is still a nob kokot zebra lover
13- Eby fell off his seat and sank into the Pacific Ocean and Esk is pointing and swearing look there you fucking kids look there
14- Paul's wheels fell off and a stray dog is ass fucking him
15- Cucumber Jim is jerking off to pictures of LaRue
16- Bama is still trying to teach Poker to spell "c a t "
17- ASayre swears he will code in TOTS
18- Weinster666 rage quits because there was an IDOC while he was at work
19- gans is still victim of racism in fel but he bought a new pair of headphones.
20- Dalamar Comegetit and Wesmiley die in a homo love triangle which was really only 2 people and half a brain.
22 - Reefer still doesn't know he has his tree hack on
23- evilchild tryed to duel Bile again and is still whining about the lost. he says that if he had used a female character things would be different.
24- blacula dies suffocated while trying to eat his own shit
25- Ryan decides everyone can have 243 accounts and when you log in it says there are 487 users on
26- Lukin joined the army because USA is at war with Brasil. USA president's Tom Felton says Brasil has nuclear chipmonks hidden in Amazonia, but when he gets there all he has to do is protect water trucks to the coast so the water can be shipped and send to USA.
27- NTK noticed that Bama no longer do bug reports so he reports and codes things back to UOR state
28- Gans is throwing bombs shaped like bananas and Blacula pockets them telling Bile it's ok here have one
29- NTK finally codes in PoF.It now adds 12,581,479,26,412,589 durability per one use. IPK tells him perfect. Wesmiley says thats exactly how he remembers it. Poker tells us how it was during Beta.
30- Applesauce is still telling Staff that muscly and bile are account sharing
31- Pont says accurate enough
32- Kicker Of Assets writes a 12 paragraph post and the only thing that makes sense is the beginning where he says: I might be wrong
33- the chinese are back with 2 days acc but yet are all fully suited. they run like bile, cast like bile and they use only razor just like bile
34- Kephren still doesn't play but logs in to refresh his house telling people: "My dad is better than your dad". He still won't admit to being a test tube baby
35- pont was able to defeat a pearless boss while naked and whitout any regs.
36- Bile pages staff and the Chinese are mass banned again, leaving a population of either 1 (bile) or the amount of bar code members. he farts out.
37- ferrari fifty is back claiming that he quit wrestling. now he is a hollywood actor.
38- The BAD Guild declares pont Queen Dawn as demise launches SA
39- badkorean and ninjia still cant formulate a sentence in english but they still post looking for fel fights. Yet Esk some how understands and sets his alarm clock to go fight
40- Poker decided he was no longer born in 1996 (he finally graduated from High School and can do most of the math) it was 1995 thats how he was able to play Beta.
41- FE is wanting to buy resets
42- FE learns to code and has the bod books reverted back totally pissing off Weinster 666 just as he figured out that he could have more than 1 bod book in his back pack
43- Drucilla becomes head of demise and has greater dragons reverted back to how his worked on osi with 2000+hp
44- Discordance again no longer has a cool down timer and everything can be discorded with 120 skill
45- Discordance power scrolls no longer drop
46- Honor virtue still is not working so it is changed to work if you say the words: Don't hurt me
47- while searching bile's things for his acc passwords his heirs finally found something but sadly it was only one of the mad cientist tales.
48- Champ spawn candles still not working right but now you just need to kill 1 spawn creature and 12 105 focus power scrolls drop
49- Harrowers are done with just 1 skull and just 1 stat scroll drops a +2
50- 3 bar code members are all that remain on the server and Paul is looking for even number fights of 2 v 2
51- runesgalore now has 30 floors and 34234kk rune locations. All to the same spot. BAD Guild house and 1 to Fire entrance
52- Bile raged and quit for the 8,479th time
53- you now make arcane circle circle alone as long as you have 0.1 spellweaving , 0.1 carpentry and use a shovel. it will grant you a +8 bonus
54- The Fire entrance is blocked but Bile insists it is legal and tells staff to tell the players to go around

Bug reports thread's titles:
1- i was rez killed by a wandering healer!
2- im banned from my own house!
3- my backpack says i can only carry 3 stones!
4- i recalled to despise but ended up at Bile's house!
 

Bile

Knight
My favorite lines:

9- bile farted to death
23- evilchild tryed to duel Bile again and is still whining about the lost.
28- Gans is throwing bombs shaped like bananas and Blacula pockets them telling Bile it's ok here have one
30- Applesauce is still telling Staff that muscly and bile are account sharing
33- the chinese are back with 2 days acc but yet are all fully suited. they run like bile, cast like bile and they use only razor just like bile
36- Bile pages staff and the Chinese are mass banned again, leaving a population of either 1 (bile) or the amount of bar code members. he farts out.
47- while searching bile's things for his acc passwords his heirs finally found something but sadly it was only one of the mad cientist tales.
54- The Fire entrance is blocked but Bile insists it is legal and tells staff to tell the players to go around
4- i recalled to despise but ended up at Bile's house!
52- Bile raged and quit for the 8,479th time

p.s. this would've been funnier if we knew who posted it =[
 

lukin69

Knight
*gasp* 26- Lukin joined the army because USA is at war with Brasil. USA president's Tom Felton says Brasil has nuclear chipmonks hidden in Amazonia, but when he gets there all he has to do is protect water trucks to the coast so the water can be shipped and send to USA.

Brasil will most likely be a US colony after our hostile invasion 2015, ousting the unpopular socialist regime. Id say the prediction is false.
 
I would HOPE that over the next 9 years, I'd have moved to the point of "engaged in world domination." I'd still be here, mind you. Then sometime after I'd secured my control of the world, (or Internet: same difference) I'd have the time to actually sit down and look over the abortions of code I yanked from dark recesses and perhaps actually code them to work right.

Also, I'm not so sure how Bile's managing to do things while dead, but aside from that, I must agree with your predictions, generally. I'm guessing it's that he can't make up his mind about living or not, similar to whether he really wants to quit.

[edit]Also, why no predictions for PSZ? Don't make him feel left out... :(
 
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