Menu
What's new
UOGamers Community

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

  • To obtain new Razor updates, please reinstall Razor from our new website.

What Is The Weirdest Thing You have Seen in Uo lately?

Status
Not open for further replies.
D

DaS EfX

Wanderer
What Is The Weirdest Thing You have Seen in Uo lately?

The other day i was walking by brit bank and i say people spamming a new hit song by Gellie man call aicha...

Then i saw a young girl swimming with one of the stars from Gorillias in the Mists in a hot tub.

Then next thing you know i wnet to meet a friend at yew bank we were gunna smoke some night shade but we were ambushed by three she-mullets who demanded that our " fish bending banana cramming baby bouncing robot loving noodle faced David Hasselhoff lookalikes" remove ourselfs from the grounds where they were about to hold lesbo fest 94" the labia lickers were about to preform and we better not mees it up....

anyway to make along story short i ended up having sex with the uncle and hiding the turkey in the trash compacter, and the lawn gnome ran away with they newly landed imagrant neighbour....
 
R

Rei-hybrid

Wanderer
I agree with Trix, Irina


But a month or so ago, a fella named Velcoz or something of that sort, approached me and asked if I'd like to "Star in a UO Porn" I, being on my male character, tiga.wewds-, said yes, only if I could bring along a "slut" he agreed, And i asked the closest person next to me to join me.... We partied then the guy took us to hit house, the freak had a bed and a camera lookin thing, of course... being dorks, me and my "slut" which was another male character, got off our horses and had ourselves some barnyard fun, before stealing the guys regs.


True Story.
 
C

Chris Johnson

Wanderer
Money flying across brittain bank, after it came towards me and landed on the lamp outside brittain bank i grabbed it, it was like 1k of gold


The other weirdest think i did was take my red all the way to the lower brittain bank before getting guard whacked
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top