The Offical [FZ] Champ thread

[Crank]

The Offical [FZ] Champ thread

well in honor of all the [Forum Zerging] going on i thought it was only fitting to have a champ thread like a champ spawn. roflmfao

please keep it clean and humorous, ill go first. lol

i did just previously post this in another thread and well it gave me the idea.

 

[Mister Dank]

Re: The Offical [FZ] Champ thread

*scouts*
*leaves*
*gates in ghost*
*logs onto other client*
*spams in guild chat to group up for raid*
*complains that there aren't enough people for the raid*
*calls people irl and pleads with them to log on*
*goes to luna and brit gate and forges temporary alliances with any newb rich enough to create a guild*
*spams in alliance chat to group for raid*
*complains that there aren't enough people for the raid*
*logs onto another client*
*bitches at everyone to triple client*
*gates in*
*runs to altar*
*notices the gold on the ground, clearly indicating the time for a raid has already passed*
*cries*
*blames others*
*yells at people*
*logs*

 

[Crank]

Re: The Offical [FZ] Champ thread

*scouts*
*leaves*
*gates in ghost*
*logs onto other client*
*spams in guild chat to group up for raid*
*complains that there aren't enough people for the raid*
*calls people irl and pleads with them to log on*
*goes to luna and brit gate and forges temporary alliances with any newb rich enough to create a guild*
*spams in alliance chat to group for raid*
*complains that there aren't enough people for the raid*
*logs onto another client*
*bitches at everyone to triple client*
*gates in*
*runs to altar*
*notices the gold on the ground, clearly indicating the time for a raid has already passed*
*cries*
*blames others*
*yells at people*
*logs*

thats awesome.
again i am actually laughing out loud

 

[jrhather]

Re: The Offical [FZ] Champ thread

Now that was funny...