Ooooooo! Ahhhhhhh! Trade Fair Vendor Stuff!!!!! Wow!!!!!!! Blammo!!!!!!!!!

[Cynical Machine]

I'm doing it like Donald Trump and taking all the free publicity I can get!!!!

Just added stuff to my trade fair vendors! PRICES SO LOW, I MUST BE CRRRRRRAAAAAZY!

Deals such as multiple PBDs at 450k each!!
Fallon Pigments for 4 mil each!
Other pigments as low as 25k!!!
Cheap cheap cheap (you buy it you drive it) 3 mil Frozen Kirin!
Much more to come!

You may ask me "But Cynical Machine, how can you offer such CRAZY LOW prices???" IT'S SIMPLE! By cutting out the middle man, so I can bring the deals straight to you!!!!! Act now before supplies run out!!!! I will be rotating stock, but once these deals are gone, THEY'RE GONE!!!

ACT FAST!!!



Supplies are limited

 

[Cossi]

I will buy something simply because i can't act differently after that selling post!!!

 

[Cynical Machine]

OH WOW!

ADDED SEX CHANGE DEEDS FOR 50K!
ADDED HAIR RESTYLE COUPONS FOR 25K!

PRICES SO LOW!!!!

 

[Cynical Machine]

OH WOW!!!! JUST ADDED!

Irish Step Dancing shoes for 1 mil!
4X Irish you were beer shirts @ 150k each!!!
6 yards of 1913 cloth for 150k! (same green hue as Irish you were beer shirts)

OMG, SO CRAZYYYYYY!