Britannia Police Dept.
Wanderer
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FROM THE BRITANNIA POLICE DEPARTMENT -- NOTICE -- JOIN UP NOW !
EXTERIOR, SUNNY: Proud honest PEOPLE in uniform, the bloom of human virtue.
Young officers: "I'm doing my part..."
"Me, too..."
ARE YOU ?
The Britannia Police Department Motto: TO SEVER AND PROTECT!
OFFICIAL VOICE
Join the Britannia Police Department and save these lands !
Service guarantees citizenship.
Would you like to know more ?
Newsreel announcer: They'll keep fighting... and they will WIN!
Newsreel announcer: Everyone is doing their part. Are you?
Newsreel announcer: Crisis for Britannia:
GREED
Shops, taverns, and streets are empty, while the casinos are packed to the brim with pale, dead-eyed gamblers.
VAINGLORY
The wealthy sitting on the outside of banks, boastfully displaying their ridiculously overpriced and clownish rare possessions... doing nothing at all.
ECONOMIC DARK AGES
Former blooming commercial zones - littered with empty vendors, looking like an insane circus from hell.
APATHY
Murderers and their healing friends roaming the cities freely with impunity, nobody doing anything about it - not even the guards, much less the inhabitants.
GREED
Lord British's once-glorious Order Guard taking known and obvious murderers into their ranks, their shields a mockery of their former virtue. Blackthorne's Chaos Guard is no better.
MEANINGLESS BLOODSHED
The Four Factions don't stand for anything anymore, all they care about is gathering numbers to spill the blood of the other three.
Nobody seems to care.
WE CARE.
OFFICIAL VOICE
To ensure the safety of our lands,
Crime must be eliminated !
Newsreel announcer: Accepting a promotion to commissioner, Francis Bacon retires from field work. His successor, Rannikus, outlines his new strategy.
Newsreel announcer: Every day, The intel department is looking for new ways to neutralize the murderous pandemic.
Sheriff Rannikus: Your basic bank-killing gang isn't too smart; but you can kill off a front-liner...
[hacks a naked criminal's head off with a katana]
<blood shoots out as Rannikus lifts a riot shield>
Sheriff Rannikus: ... and it's still 91 percent combat-effective. Here's a tip: Aim for the mage who gates them in, and put them down for good.
Newsreel announcer: Young people from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future.
Eliott Ness: I am doing my part.
Deputy Garcia: I'm doing my part.
Dana Scully: I'm doing my part.
Young bank-sitter kid with neon clothes: I'm doing my part too!
<All four join in laughter as Garcia pets the bank-sitter>
Newsreel announcer: They're doing their part. ARE YOU? Join The Britannia Police Department today and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship.
Newsreel announcer: We have the weapons! We have the intel! WE NEED OFFICERS! Officers like Detective Ness...
Detective Ness, thoughtfully poised over a corpse in a swamp. "Our man should be... there! Behind that rock!" The hidden murderer leaps out from behind the boulder and flees offscreen on a horse.
Detective Ness mounts: "I'll be back before supper".
Rides off the screen.
Officers like Dana Scully...
Agent Scully running through a dark alley: "Suspect is on foot heading toward Empath Abbey"
A criminal covered in gayly-colored rares throws an explosion potion at her.
Agent Scully:"He is armed and dangerous!"
Officers like Lieutenant Dangle
Lieutenant Dangle climbing down precariously from a yew tree: "Here you go ma'am, try to keep your door closed from now on".
Hands a scared kitten over to an elderly woman.
"Ohh... bless you, young man!"
He tips his helmet, "All in a day's work, ma'am".
Setting: Buccanner's Den - night.
Deputy Garcia stands in the middle of a hanging bridge, a furious rain storm rocking it violently.
Two murderers on the other side, armed to the teeth, await him.
Deputy Garcia shouts through the rain: "This is your final warning, put down your weapons!"
He looks behind him as 3 murderers approach from the other side, on horse.
"I'm gonna need back'up here..."
Setting: Britannia Police Department Headquarters - inside
There is a huge tapestry with the precinct's logo in the background. A tall man stands in front of it, in the center.
Close up: Sheriff Rannikus standing in full valorite platemail armor, helm under his left arm.
Sheriff Rannikus: "According to intel, the average murderer in these lands has the IQ of a 10 year old. Do something outside of the scope of their shared kiddie scripts, and they'll be 83% less effective."
-a radio squawks in the distance- "bzzt.. gonna need back up here...*static*"
Sheriff Rannikus whirls around, cape in the air, and points at an officer who begins casting a gate. Several officers stare at each other in shock.
Sheriff Rannikus slams his helmet on as the gate opens, revealing a bridge in the middle of a fierce storm. The sounds of battle can be heard through the gate.
Sheriff Rannikus grimly slides down his visor: "COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?!"
Newsreel announcer: We need you all. Service guarantees citizenship.
Talk to an officer near you to join the ranks of Britannia's Finest.
OFFICIAL VOICE
Armed with more officers, more mounts,
and with a unity unmatched in all of
human history, [COP] marches on !
TECHNOLOGY - NEW WEAPONS !
Criminology scientists are hard at work.
OFFICIAL VOICE
Better weapons to kill criminals with and, soon,
the capacity to crack a house in half
with just one purple potion !
ENLIST NOW !
Proud honorable PEOPLE in uniform, the bloom of human virtue.
OFFICIAL VOICE
Membership now guaranteed to all able
applicants. Put your plans on hold to
fight for the future ! Protect your
continued right to live !
EXTERIOR: Occlo Bank - Lieutenant Dangle stakes out a group of known murderers from behind a tree.
LIEUTENANT DANGLE
They're over the target area now, Sheriff !
EXTERIOR - Justice Shrine - SHERIFF RANNIKUS looks his officers over before the gate.
SHERIFF RANNIKUS
Saddle up, men !
DEPUTY GARCIA
You heard the sheriff !
On the bounce, troopers !
THEY WILL KEEP FIGHTING, AND THEY WILL WIN!
SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
TALK TO AN OFFICER NEAR YOU AND JOIN
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FROM THE BRITANNIA POLICE DEPARTMENT -- NOTICE -- JOIN UP NOW !
EXTERIOR, SUNNY: Proud honest PEOPLE in uniform, the bloom of human virtue.
Young officers: "I'm doing my part..."
"Me, too..."
ARE YOU ?
The Britannia Police Department Motto: TO SEVER AND PROTECT!
OFFICIAL VOICE
Join the Britannia Police Department and save these lands !
Service guarantees citizenship.
Would you like to know more ?
Newsreel announcer: They'll keep fighting... and they will WIN!
Newsreel announcer: Everyone is doing their part. Are you?
Newsreel announcer: Crisis for Britannia:
GREED
Shops, taverns, and streets are empty, while the casinos are packed to the brim with pale, dead-eyed gamblers.
VAINGLORY
The wealthy sitting on the outside of banks, boastfully displaying their ridiculously overpriced and clownish rare possessions... doing nothing at all.
ECONOMIC DARK AGES
Former blooming commercial zones - littered with empty vendors, looking like an insane circus from hell.
APATHY
Murderers and their healing friends roaming the cities freely with impunity, nobody doing anything about it - not even the guards, much less the inhabitants.
GREED
Lord British's once-glorious Order Guard taking known and obvious murderers into their ranks, their shields a mockery of their former virtue. Blackthorne's Chaos Guard is no better.
MEANINGLESS BLOODSHED
The Four Factions don't stand for anything anymore, all they care about is gathering numbers to spill the blood of the other three.
Nobody seems to care.
WE CARE.
OFFICIAL VOICE
To ensure the safety of our lands,
Crime must be eliminated !
Newsreel announcer: Accepting a promotion to commissioner, Francis Bacon retires from field work. His successor, Rannikus, outlines his new strategy.
Newsreel announcer: Every day, The intel department is looking for new ways to neutralize the murderous pandemic.
Sheriff Rannikus: Your basic bank-killing gang isn't too smart; but you can kill off a front-liner...
[hacks a naked criminal's head off with a katana]
<blood shoots out as Rannikus lifts a riot shield>
Sheriff Rannikus: ... and it's still 91 percent combat-effective. Here's a tip: Aim for the mage who gates them in, and put them down for good.
Newsreel announcer: Young people from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future.
Eliott Ness: I am doing my part.
Deputy Garcia: I'm doing my part.
Dana Scully: I'm doing my part.
Young bank-sitter kid with neon clothes: I'm doing my part too!
<All four join in laughter as Garcia pets the bank-sitter>
Newsreel announcer: They're doing their part. ARE YOU? Join The Britannia Police Department today and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship.
Newsreel announcer: We have the weapons! We have the intel! WE NEED OFFICERS! Officers like Detective Ness...
Detective Ness, thoughtfully poised over a corpse in a swamp. "Our man should be... there! Behind that rock!" The hidden murderer leaps out from behind the boulder and flees offscreen on a horse.
Detective Ness mounts: "I'll be back before supper".
Rides off the screen.
Officers like Dana Scully...
Agent Scully running through a dark alley: "Suspect is on foot heading toward Empath Abbey"
A criminal covered in gayly-colored rares throws an explosion potion at her.
Agent Scully:"He is armed and dangerous!"
Officers like Lieutenant Dangle
Lieutenant Dangle climbing down precariously from a yew tree: "Here you go ma'am, try to keep your door closed from now on".
Hands a scared kitten over to an elderly woman.
"Ohh... bless you, young man!"
He tips his helmet, "All in a day's work, ma'am".
Setting: Buccanner's Den - night.
Deputy Garcia stands in the middle of a hanging bridge, a furious rain storm rocking it violently.
Two murderers on the other side, armed to the teeth, await him.
Deputy Garcia shouts through the rain: "This is your final warning, put down your weapons!"
He looks behind him as 3 murderers approach from the other side, on horse.
"I'm gonna need back'up here..."
Setting: Britannia Police Department Headquarters - inside
There is a huge tapestry with the precinct's logo in the background. A tall man stands in front of it, in the center.
Close up: Sheriff Rannikus standing in full valorite platemail armor, helm under his left arm.
Sheriff Rannikus: "According to intel, the average murderer in these lands has the IQ of a 10 year old. Do something outside of the scope of their shared kiddie scripts, and they'll be 83% less effective."
-a radio squawks in the distance- "bzzt.. gonna need back up here...*static*"
Sheriff Rannikus whirls around, cape in the air, and points at an officer who begins casting a gate. Several officers stare at each other in shock.
Sheriff Rannikus slams his helmet on as the gate opens, revealing a bridge in the middle of a fierce storm. The sounds of battle can be heard through the gate.
Sheriff Rannikus grimly slides down his visor: "COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?!"
Newsreel announcer: We need you all. Service guarantees citizenship.
Talk to an officer near you to join the ranks of Britannia's Finest.
OFFICIAL VOICE
Armed with more officers, more mounts,
and with a unity unmatched in all of
human history, [COP] marches on !
TECHNOLOGY - NEW WEAPONS !
Criminology scientists are hard at work.
OFFICIAL VOICE
Better weapons to kill criminals with and, soon,
the capacity to crack a house in half
with just one purple potion !
ENLIST NOW !
Proud honorable PEOPLE in uniform, the bloom of human virtue.
OFFICIAL VOICE
Membership now guaranteed to all able
applicants. Put your plans on hold to
fight for the future ! Protect your
continued right to live !
EXTERIOR: Occlo Bank - Lieutenant Dangle stakes out a group of known murderers from behind a tree.
LIEUTENANT DANGLE
They're over the target area now, Sheriff !
EXTERIOR - Justice Shrine - SHERIFF RANNIKUS looks his officers over before the gate.
SHERIFF RANNIKUS
Saddle up, men !
DEPUTY GARCIA
You heard the sheriff !
On the bounce, troopers !
THEY WILL KEEP FIGHTING, AND THEY WILL WIN!
SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
TALK TO AN OFFICER NEAR YOU AND JOIN
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