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BREXIT
- Thread starter D-Nox
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Ishida_Tom
Squire
You are quick.
silvertiger
Knight
It's about time they quit carrying the EU on their backs.
Whatever98
Squire
tbh the only person i've seen actually get it is Obama, which is fkin weird
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36648877
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36648877
kolbycrouch
Knight
We don't take kindly to succession in these parts.
Bama
Bug Huntress
Joe took his date to the carnival.What would you like to do first, Kim? asked Joe.
I want to get weighed,she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
I want to get weighed she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
I want to get weighed,she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, How'd it go?
Kim responded,Oh, Waura, it was wousy.
Bama
Bug Huntress
An Eskimo is driving along in his jeep, and suddenly it breaks down.
He takes it to an Eskimo mechanic, who takes a look under the hood.
The mechanic turns to him and says, It looks like you blew a seal.
The Eskimo driver replies, What?!?!? No! It's just snot!
Bama
Bug Huntress
The answer is
Two Mennonite.
The Question was
What's an Amish woman's favorite sexual fantasy?
Ask @Amish_Hammer if it is true
silvertiger
Knight
It is kinda funny that the word indivisible is in the national anthem.
silvertiger
Knight
Oh I see where you are going: brexit = Britain Exit.
Oh, you weren't going that way?
Oh, you weren't going that way?
Bama
Bug Huntress
Little Johnny's first grade class was playing "Name That Animal." The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"
"A cat!" said Suzy.
"Good job. Now, what's this animal?"
"A dog!" said Ricky.
"Good. Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."
"I know!" called out Little Johnny. "A horny bastard!"
"A cat!" said Suzy.
"Good job. Now, what's this animal?"
"A dog!" said Ricky.
"Good. Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."
"I know!" called out Little Johnny. "A horny bastard!"
Amish_Hammer
Traveler
silvertiger
Knight
Has anyone seen the anonymous videos on YouTube?
TheWhitezone
Sorceror
gtfo britain 