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Ajani

Ajani

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Bama said:
You guys always complain about us girls but what you don't know is we keep a scorecard and the more points you score increases your chances of "scoring"
This here is a guide to the points system:

Simple Duties
You make the bed +1
... but forget to add the decorative pillows 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets -1
You leave the toilet seat up -5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex -1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom -2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings +5
... in the snow +8
... but return with beer -5
... and no liners -25
You check out a suspicious noise at night 0
... and it is nothing 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something +5
... you pummel it with a six iron +10
... it's her cat -40

At a Party
You stay by her side the entire party 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy -2
... named Judy. -4
... Judy is a dancer -10
... with breast implants -18

Her Birthday(this part is for you Jason LOL)
You remember her birthday 0
You buy a card and flowers 0
You take her out to dinner 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar +1
Okay, it is a sports bar -2
And it's all-you-can-eat night -3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team -10

A Night Out With The Boys
Go with a pal 0
The pal is happily married +1
The pal is single -7
He drives a Porsche -10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED) -15

A Night Out With Her
You take her to a movie +2
You take her to a movie she likes +4
You take her to a movie you hate +6
You take her to a movie you like -2
It's called Death Cop 3 -3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans -9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans -15

Your Physique
You develop a noticeable pot belly -15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it +10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts -30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." -800

The Big Question
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?" You hesitate in responding. -10
You reply, "Where?" -35
You reply, "No, I think it's your ass" -100
Any other response -20

Communication
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying a concerned expression 0
... you listen, for over 30 minutes +5
... you relate to her problem and share a similar experience +50
... your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "well, what do you think I should do?" -50
... you listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV +100
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep -200
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where you come up with these this was funny!
 
eve-demise

eve-demise

Sorceror
Bama said:
You guys always complain about us girls but what you don't know is we keep a scorecard and the more points you score increases your chances of "scoring"
This here is a guide to the points system:

Simple Duties
You make the bed +1
... but forget to add the decorative pillows 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets -1
You leave the toilet seat up -5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex -1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom -2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings +5
... in the snow +8
... but return with beer -5
... and no liners -25
You check out a suspicious noise at night 0
... and it is nothing 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something +5
... you pummel it with a six iron +10
... it's her cat -40

At a Party
You stay by her side the entire party 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy -2
... named Judy. -4
... Judy is a dancer -10
... with breast implants -18

Her Birthday(this part is for you Jason LOL)
You remember her birthday 0
You buy a card and flowers 0
You take her out to dinner 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar +1
Okay, it is a sports bar -2
And it's all-you-can-eat night -3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team -10

A Night Out With The Boys
Go with a pal 0
The pal is happily married +1
The pal is single -7
He drives a Porsche -10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED) -15

A Night Out With Her
You take her to a movie +2
You take her to a movie she likes +4
You take her to a movie you hate +6
You take her to a movie you like -2
It's called Death Cop 3 -3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans -9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans -15

Your Physique
You develop a noticeable pot belly -15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it +10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts -30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." -800

The Big Question
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?" You hesitate in responding. -10
You reply, "Where?" -35
You reply, "No, I think it's your ass" -100
Any other response -20

Communication
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying a concerned expression 0
... you listen, for over 30 minutes +5
... you relate to her problem and share a similar experience +50
... your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "well, what do you think I should do?" -50
... you listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV +100
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep -200
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ummmmm ok this just made every woman out fit every stereotype out there don't really know what you wanted to accomplish.
We hold score cards lol c'mon Bama every man out there no our scrore cards stays at -0 all the time no matter what they do.
You must be dreaming to think prince charming will come throw your decorative pillows on your bed.
 
Tokeman420

Tokeman420

Sorceror
Ajani said:
Tokeman shut up you are high
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Quiet u spy your opinion matters nowhere not on forums not in game not even in a page to a gm, u are completely irreverent to the game because you suck so bad.

On another note, yes i am high thank u for stating the obvious as if TOKEMAN is not always TOKEING MAN
 
Ajani

Ajani

Page
Tokeman420 said:
Quiet u spy your opinion matters nowhere not on forums not in game not even in a page to a gm, u are completely irreverent to the game because you suck so bad.

On another note, yes i am high thank u for stating the obvious as if TOKEMAN is not always TOKEING MAN
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Shut Up MEG you die in 30 seconds to Bassmaster after talking so much trash
 
silvertiger

silvertiger

Knight
Bama said:
we keep a scorecard
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eve-demise said:
ummmmm ok this just made every woman out fit every stereotype out there don't really know what you wanted to accomplish.
We hold score cards lol c'mon Bama every man out there no our scrore cards stays at -0 all the time no matter what they do.
You must be dreaming to think prince charming will come throw your decorative pillows on your bed.
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Trolled
 
Dexter-LoM

Dexter-LoM

Knight
Let's be honest you won't trust who I want and I won't trust who you want. Lets 1vs1 razor only any type of mage it's just for fun either way
 
Bama

Bama

Bug Huntress
Dexter-LoM said:
Let's be honest you won't trust who I want and I won't trust who you want. Lets 1vs1 razor only any type of mage it's just for fun either way
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Trust someone you both don't want?

I would say me but I don't trust myself


Sitting at the dinner table
A son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases.

In her 20s her boobs are like melons, round & firm.

In her 30s t o 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions. "Onions?" asked the son
The Father says,"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This pisses off his wife and daughter, so the daughter said,"Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.

In his 20s his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard

In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree". "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asked

The mother says "Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration"
 
silvertiger

silvertiger

Knight
Dexter-LoM said:
Let's be honest you won't trust who I want and I won't trust who you want. Lets 1vs1 razor only any type of mage it's just for fun either way
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I will gladly hold your bets... I've never scammed anyone... somewhere have a pic of Indy's pink inquis on my suit. I can be trusted. As for toke, I have no way to assure you in words. Feel free to test me at anytime. After all what do you have to lose? Pixels.
 
Ajani

Ajani

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silvertiger said:
I will gladly hold your bets... I've never scammed anyone... somewhere have a pic of Indy's pink inquis on my suit. I can be trusted. As for toke, I have no way to assure you in words. Feel free to test me at anytime. After all what do you have to lose? Pixels.
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I would trust Silvertiger with my darkside Cu Boots
 
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